I am Rattus Norvegicus.
Im sitting in some shit-hole rats nest and Im a little angry.
I wanted to be a talk show host-not a rat.
You men think you have it bad with women?
Ive got it a lot worse let me tell you.
What am I gonna say to some nice looking girl who I want to meet?
I can tread water for over 36 hours?
I can chew through lead pipes and cinderblocks?
I can run on telephone wires?!
And what if I do get the girl home?
Cant fit her though the door-its too small.
Yeah I got a lot of girls.