MisfitZ

O, i''ll tell you a story, what happened to me, one day as went down to Cork by by the SeaThe sun it was hot and the day it was warm, Says I a quiet pint wouldn''t do me no harm I went in and I called for a bottle of stout Says the barman, I''m sorry, all the beer is sold out Try whiskey or paddy, ten years in the wood Says I, I''ll try cider, I''ve heard it was good. Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten I fell to the ground and I couldn''t get up After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up After downing the third I went out to the yard Where I bumped into Brody, the big civic guard Come here to me boy, don''t you know I''m the law? Well, I up with me fist and I shattered his jaw He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up But it wasn''t I hit him, ''twas Johnny Jump Up

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