O, i''ll tell you a story, what happened to me, one day as went down to Cork by by the SeaThe sun it was hot and the day it was warm,
Says I a quiet pint wouldn''t do me no harm
I went in and I called for a bottle of stout
Says the barman, I''m sorry, all the beer is sold out
Try whiskey or paddy, ten years in the wood
Says I, I''ll try cider, I''ve heard it was good.
Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn''t get up
After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
After downing the third I went out to the yard
Where I bumped into Brody, the big civic guard
Come here to me boy, don''t you know I''m the law?
Well, I up with me fist and I shattered his jaw
He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up
But it wasn''t I hit him, ''twas Johnny Jump Up