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Ode to a clay pile

JorevJorev Member Posts: 1,500
in Roma Victor

Listen now to my tale of woe, strummed on a historically accurate Roman harp:

Oh beautiful clay pile glistening in the sun

You took two days to make and weren't any fun

I must leave you now for my master desires fish

Another tedious task I am forced to accomplish

Fret not that fishing will damage my spear

As I can buy another with coin from a magical sphere

Magical coin may not be realistic in these Roman times

But RedBedlam is my God so I just kiss their behinds

The fanbois keep praising the potential of this game

Though most have discovered that it's truly lame

That this supposed sandbox called Roma Victor

Is quicksand that stifles any purpose to play for

So buyers beware if others declare

Roma Victor's quality as anything other than fanfare

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Executive Producer, Vanguard: Saga of Heroes
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Comments

  • BuZZKilgoreBuZZKilgore Member Posts: 525

  • RemyVorenderRemyVorender Member RarePosts: 3,991

    Jorev! That was superb!

    See guys? If you are going to troll, do it with some flare. I love it.

    Joined - July 2004

  • Loona35Loona35 Member Posts: 55

    .. indeed with flare ..lol 


  • herculeshercules Member UncommonPosts: 4,924
    bah don't tell me you don't like attending
  • grinreapergrinreaper Member Posts: 507
    If Jorev spent 1/3 of the amount of time playing this game as hating on it, he would be undisputed lord of Caladonia by now. His panties are still in a bunch cuz RB didnt suck up to his ideas on in game macro economics. Though, I must admit, this at least keeps him off the actual discussion threads....
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