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No, You Cannot Romance Keanu Reeves In Cyberpunk 2077

SystemSystem Member UncommonPosts: 12,599
edited September 2019 in News & Features Discussion

imageNo, You Cannot Romance Keanu Reeves In Cyberpunk 2077

Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the most hotly anticipated games, and one of the major reasons is thanks to the hype surrounding Keanu Reeves playing a major role in the game. However, CD Projekt RED has come bad news for eager players.

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  • MooncubusMooncubus Member UncommonPosts: 22
    Well damn, then why even buy this game anymore? ;-;
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  • vegetableoilvegetableoil Member RarePosts: 768
    People will just mod it anyway. ;)
  • DaakkonDaakkon Member UncommonPosts: 607
    Literally unplayable. I am cancelling my pre-order.
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  • lahnmirlahnmir Member LegendaryPosts: 5,041
    Can’t date him, can’t kill him, useless Keanu. Next thing 2077 will be first person only, when will the travesties stop?

    /Cheers,
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    It is just huge resource waste....'

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  • immoralthangimmoralthang Member RarePosts: 300
    Keanu is your secretary. Never dip your pen in the company ink.
  • XarkoXarko Member EpicPosts: 1,180
    </3
  • KrematoryKrematory Member UncommonPosts: 608
    Purchase canceled.
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  • immoralthangimmoralthang Member RarePosts: 300

    Arterius said:



    Keanu is your secretary. Never dip your pen in the company ink.


    I think he is more trying to take over your body and mind and is playing you the entire time but we will have to wait and see. I just don't see him making it into the two single player expansions or the sequel



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  • TybostTybost Member UncommonPosts: 629
    This... is unacceptable.


    Xarko
  • blackthornnblackthornn Member UncommonPosts: 615

    Arterius said:



    Keanu is your secretary. Never dip your pen in the company ink.


    I think he is more trying to take over your body and mind and is playing you the entire time but we will have to wait and see. I just don't see him making it into the two single player expansions or the sequel



    Pretty much my thoughts on it too. Much more invasive then the Dixie Flatline
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  • 3dom3dom Member RarePosts: 889
    edited September 2019
    It's ok, not as important as third-person mod - won't buy the game till it'll become available (just like I'm skipping Destiny 2 and Borderlands 3).

    Thank you for your time!

  • ScotScot Member LegendaryPosts: 22,986
    So I will be "V" in the game? But I am guessing the NPC's can handle a real name without getting triggered? Where would we be with out the calm wisdom of NPC's? ;)
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  • rojoArcueidrojoArcueid Member EpicPosts: 10,722
    I don't mind, i'll be playing female V and will romance female V through the mirror anyway.
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  • ValentinaValentina Member RarePosts: 2,081
    :(
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  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 43,507
    edited September 2019
    Wut? It would never crossed my mind to want to do so. Weird.

     >:) 

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  • Azaron_NightbladeAzaron_Nightblade Member EpicPosts: 4,829
    Wow. Time to cancel all these pre-orders, folks!

    My SWTOR referral link for those wanting to give the game a try. (Newbies get a welcome package while returning players get a few account upgrades to help with their preferred status.)

    https://www.ashesofcreation.com/ref/Callaron/

  • emikz1kemikz1k Newbie CommonPosts: 19
    but can you romance Sasquatch?
  • cheyanecheyane Member LegendaryPosts: 9,101
    Man, I was so looking forward to doing that.
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  • elveoneelveone Member RarePosts: 426
    Keanu should have taken points from Swayze when filming Point Break on how to be undead and still f**kable.
  • XasapisXasapis Member RarePosts: 6,337
    emikz1k said:
    but can you romance Sasquatch?
    If you can think about it, somebody will put it in pornhub eventually.
  • NanbinoNanbino Member UncommonPosts: 168
    DLC for $150
  • CleffyCleffy Member RarePosts: 6,412
    Keanu will only hover his hand an inch away, but never touch
  • ScotScot Member LegendaryPosts: 22,986
    As long as players can have a relationship with their cybernetic hand I am not sure they will be too bothered by this. :)
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