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New Caspien tantrum about news coverage

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  • FlyByKnightFlyByKnight Member EpicPosts: 3,967
    edited February 2019
    def lol_bot(thread):
        # This doesn't make any real sense but so what?
        # An LOL a day keeps the boogie man away.

        lol_counter = 0  #Don't worry This will hit max in no time.

        for post in thread:
             if post:
                 if lol_counter < 1000:
                     lol_counter += 1
                     print(DOMAIN + '/react/comment/' + COMMENT_ID + '/4')
                 
                  # Need to reset lol_counter to 0
                  lol_counter = 0
                  print bollocks(thread) # Previously written witless retort function

    lol_bot(every_thread_ever_for_the_past_10_years)


    *Patch Note: We forgot to reset the lol_counter to 0 so the function can be repeated.
    Post edited by FlyByKnight on
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  • tweedledumb99tweedledumb99 Member UncommonPosts: 290
    def lol_bot(thread):
        # This doesn't make any real sense but so what?
        # An LOL a day keeps the boogie man away.

        lol_counter = 0  #Don't worry This will hit max in no time.

        for post in thread:
             if post:
                 if lol_counter < 1000:
                     lol_counter += 1
                     print(DOMAIN + '/react/comment/' + COMMENT_ID + '/4')
                  print bollocks(thread) # Previously written witless retort function

    lol_bot(every_thread_ever_for_the_past_10_years)
    This is better than it should be lol.
  • GdemamiGdemami Member EpicPosts: 12,318
    When I ask what the devs can show
    ...and I provided an example of dev work, yet you didn't answer a simple question whether such showing would satisfy you.
    craftseeker[Deleted User]tweedledumb99EponyxDamorFlyByKnightUngood
  • GdemamiGdemami Member EpicPosts: 12,318
    craftseeker said:
    Apparently they actually have nothing to show at all, based solely on your post.
    ...can you elaborate how did you come to such funny, flawed conclusion?
    craftseeker[Deleted User]tweedledumb99EponyxDamor
  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 36,638
    edited February 2019
    Gdemami said:
    craftseeker said:
    Apparently they actually have nothing to show at all, based solely on your post.
    ...can you elaborate how did you come to such funny, flawed conclusion?
    Probably because they realized you are being intentionally obtuse.

    I'll help you out, here is some pre, pre, alpha gameplay from CU from Dec 2015. (Which anyone who was a basic alpha backer like me could participate)

    This was about 2.5 years post Kickstarter,  close to where COE is in terms of development time, so something along these lines would not be unreasonable to expect.


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  • tweedledumb99tweedledumb99 Member UncommonPosts: 290
    edited February 2019
    Gdemami said:
    When I ask what the devs can show
    ...and I provided an example of dev work, yet you didn't answer a simple question whether such showing would satisfy you.
    NO @Gdemami IT DOESN'T SATISFY ME BECAUSE I DON'T PLAY MICROSOFT VISUAL STUDIO I PLAY MMORPGS AND WE'RE ON MMORPG.COM AND HOW IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS TO YOU AND WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK?

    This is another of those moments where I'm sincerely hoping someone's a troll because someone real-life behaving this dense is frightening to me, 100% not joking.
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  • NildenNilden Member EpicPosts: 3,141
    Gdemami said:
    tweedledumb99 said:
    what the devs can actually show?
    ...would screenshots/animated gifs like this made you feel better?
    https://imgur.com/a/13sj08T

    or maybe you like diagrams more?
    https://imgur.com/a/NJSWl9b


    Just curious...

    lol GIF by Cricket Wirelesssign language lol GIF by Nyle DiMarcoadventure time lol GIFbeluga lol GIFstar trek lol GIF

    The funny part is he was serious.

    Man my sides hurt and my eyes are watering after that.

    Hell @flybyknight just showed about as much as Capin' LOL with his joke code.

    LOL
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  • GdemamiGdemami Member EpicPosts: 12,318
    edited February 2019
    IT DOESN'T SATISFY ME BECAUSE I DON'T PLAY MICROSOFT VISUAL STUDIO I PLAY MMORPGS AND WE'RE ON MMORPG.COM AND HOW IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS TO YOU AND WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK?

    ...it was you who engaged into discussion about Visual Stu..erm, game in early development.

    You complain about lack of progress, yet you won't be satisfied even if progress was shown to you - because that is what all early development is about, just endless lines of code with no front-end.

    Ignorance is a bliss for folk like you.
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  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 36,638
    Gdemami said:
    IT DOESN'T SATISFY ME BECAUSE I DON'T PLAY MICROSOFT VISUAL STUDIO I PLAY MMORPGS AND WE'RE ON MMORPG.COM AND HOW IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS TO YOU AND WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK?

    ... - because that is what all early development is about, just endless lines of code with no front-end.

    Ignorance is a bliss for folk like you.
    No, just no.  CU Kickstarter footage shown in April 2013, crude, but they had more to show 6 years ago than COE has today.


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  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 36,638
    edited February 2019
    Wait, there's more, check out the visuals in the Ashes of Creation Kickstarter, May 1st 2017.

    On day one they had more to show than COE has today.



    Wait, COE showed a few videos in the past right? True, but recently Caspian confirmed they no longer could run them anymore likely due to their significant change in direction. 


    Post edited by Kyleran on
    NordicApachecraftseekerGdemamitweedledumb99Nilden

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    Just trying to live long enough to play a new, released MMORPG, playing FO76 at the moment.

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  • Slapshot1188Slapshot1188 Member LegendaryPosts: 12,390
    edited February 2019
    Official Wiki:
    https://chroniclesofelyria.gamepedia.com/Development_Timeline

    All is well
    Much good. Very WoW.
    The storm is coming.

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  • AnOldFartAnOldFart Member RarePosts: 541
    Gdemami said:
    IT DOESN'T SATISFY ME BECAUSE I DON'T PLAY MICROSOFT VISUAL STUDIO I PLAY MMORPGS AND WE'RE ON MMORPG.COM AND HOW IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS TO YOU AND WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK?

    ...it was you who engaged into discussion about Visual Stu..erm, game in early development.

    You complain about lack of progress, yet you won't be satisfied even if progress was shown to you - because that is what all early development is about, just endless lines of code with no front-end.

    Ignorance is a bliss for folk like you.
    Apart from the fact we saw "front end" in the jousting and Parkour demos that are now obsolete.

    So your attempt to be clever just shows that your either:

    1) an idiot
    2) a troll

    Please enlighten us to which it is
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  • GdemamiGdemami Member EpicPosts: 12,318
    edited February 2019
    AnOldFart said:
    Apart from the fact we saw "front end" in the jousting and Parkour demos that are now obsolete.
    ...you said it yourself - obsolete.

    It was built just for convention/early show off, same thing Zenimax did with ESO and Hero engine early on - a build that was never itterated upon. Abandoned development branch/effort.


    So much to your attempt to be clever...

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  • GdemamiGdemami Member EpicPosts: 12,318
    edited February 2019
    Kyleran said:
    Wait, there's more, check out the visuals in the Ashes of Creation Kickstarter, May 1st 2017.

    On day one they had more to show than COE has today.

    .....who would have thought UE4 SDK allows for content creation from the get go, shocking.

    Ignorance....
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  • GdemamiGdemami Member EpicPosts: 12,318
    Kyleran said:
    This was about 2.5 years post Kickstarter,  close to where COE is in terms of development time, so something along these lines would not be unreasonable to expect.
    ...which is still way less than an another of your examples showed on "day one" - AoC.

    Is there any point besides each development being different and your utter cluelesness?
    craftseekerAnOldFartKyleranUngood[Deleted User]
  • DakeruDakeru Member EpicPosts: 3,797
    The thread is still funny.
    But why are you guys wasting your time arguing with loltroll?
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  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 36,638
    Dakeru said:
    The thread is still funny.
    But why are you guys wasting your time arguing with loltroll?
    Great point, but it's just such an easy win it's difficult to resist.
    Gdemamicraftseekertweedledumb99

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  • DakeruDakeru Member EpicPosts: 3,797
    Kyleran said:
    Dakeru said:
    The thread is still funny.
    But why are you guys wasting your time arguing with loltroll?
    Great point, but it's just such an easy win it's difficult to resist.
    Well I don't consider it an easy win cause all of his answers are pretty much:
    I am immune to logic and I hate anyone criticizing companies.

    Feels like talking to a wall and I feel you guys are too good for that.
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  • Slapshot1188Slapshot1188 Member LegendaryPosts: 12,390
    Gdemami said:
    AnOldFart said:
    Apart from the fact we saw "front end" in the jousting and Parkour demos that are now obsolete.
    ...you said it yourself - obsolete.

    It was built just for convention/early show off, same thing Zenimax did with ESO and Hero engine early on - a build that was never itterated upon. Abandoned development branch/effort.


    So much to your attempt to be clever...

    Producer Vye:

    As mentioned in Kaizen's introduction to our Jousting Quest, nearly the entire team has turned their attention to bringing the work of the last six months into an experience that PAX-goers can appreciate.

    And

    After much debate internally, we went with this jousting experience because it entails next-to-no throw-away work.



    Looks like another smart development choice to save time and money.  Like the ElyriaMud which was started and dropped.  Like the VoxElyria which was started and dropped. Like building the game on SpatialOS and then dropping it. 

    I’m pretty sure Zenimax had an exponentially higher budget and team size and I’m 100% sure that budget  was not Crowdsourced.  Comparing the two companies development paths is laughable.

    So much good. Very WoW!

    Gdemami

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    Starvault's reponse to criticism related to having a handful of players as the official "test" team for a supposed MMO: "We've just have another 10ish folk kind enough to voulenteer added tot the test team" (SIC) This explains much about the state of the game :-)

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  • UngoodUngood Member EpicPosts: 4,516

    So much good. Very WoW!

    I think you ought to stop flopping around and either take the stand they should put their focus on making the game which means we might not see anything on our end for months or they should waste time on making public fluff to give people the illusion of progress when none is being made.

    Which do you want?
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  • GdemamiGdemami Member EpicPosts: 12,318
    Slapshot1188 said:
    Looks like another smart development choice
    ...more like another ignorant troll post of yours.

    Not so WoW...

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  • MadFrenchieMadFrenchie Member LegendaryPosts: 8,505
    edited February 2019
    Why you guys wasting time arguing with CoE's Edgeboy?

    We all know why he posts the things he does.
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  • AnOldFartAnOldFart Member RarePosts: 541
    Why you guys wasting time arguing with CoE's Edgeboy?

    We all know why he posts the things he does.
    Because he is actually sepentius (the COE community manager) 
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  • Slapshot1188Slapshot1188 Member LegendaryPosts: 12,390
    edited February 2019
    AnOldFart said:
    Why you guys wasting time arguing with CoE's Edgeboy?

    We all know why he posts the things he does.
    Because he is actually sepentius (the COE community manager) 
    Did you ever notice that one of the biggest fans is Rachel Victoria or Victoria Rachel and there is a SbS employee named Victor Rachels?    
    Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmm.

    "I should point out that no other company has shipped out a beta on a disc before this." - Official Mortal Online Lead Community Moderator

    Starvault's reponse to criticism related to having a handful of players as the official "test" team for a supposed MMO: "We've just have another 10ish folk kind enough to voulenteer added tot the test team" (SIC) This explains much about the state of the game :-)

    Proudly wearing the Harbinger badge since Dec 23, 2017. 

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  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 36,638
    Gdemami said:
    Kyleran said:
    This was about 2.5 years post Kickstarter,  close to where COE is in terms of development time, so something along these lines would not be unreasonable to expect.
    ...which is still way less than an another of your examples showed on "day one" - AoC.

    Is there any point besides each development being different and your utter cluelesness?
    Not seeing me as being the clueless one here.

    You stated " because that is what all early development is about, just endless lines of code with no front-end."

    I disagree as most every development effort has a testing front end from the very beginning,  which I proved with an example of CU, who developed their own engine, and Ashes which as you noted took advantage of UE4s SDK.

    Even in your Zenimax example, they used the Hero engines front end for early development,  but one big difference, after they discarded it they were able to quickly show results on their new front end. 

    We made a bit of sport over the rag doll physics video, but it proved COE has a testing front end which is being used right now.

    So who is really displaying willful ignorance here?
    [Deleted User]GdemamiNildenEponyxDamorAnOldFart

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    Just trying to live long enough to play a new, released MMORPG, playing FO76 at the moment.

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