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Gjemeni Adaptable Charging Couch - MMORPG.com

SBFordSBFord Former Associate EditorMember LegendaryPosts: 33,129
edited November 2018 in News & Features Discussion

imageGjemeni Adaptable Charging Couch - MMORPG.com

So, you’re finally able to set up your own office. You have the desk and PC but it’s still a little empty. Or maybe it’s your game den, man cave, or even your living room. You need something to fill that space that will grow with you. Enter the Gjemeni Couch: it features built-in device charging, easy assembly, and adapts into more than a dozen different positions. Let’s see if it’s worth the $999 MSRP!

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  • JeffSpicoliJeffSpicoli Member EpicPosts: 2,849
    Did the kid at subway slip LSD into my footlong this afternoon or is that couch levitating off the ground ?
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  • SovrathSovrath Member LegendaryPosts: 31,937
    it's so ugly.
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  • MensurMensur Member EpicPosts: 1,507
    I am from Denmark, where great design is valued and part of our Scandinavian culture..and I can tell you that ugly ass couch would not be sold here! WTF...I mean who wants a charging couch.
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  • Whiteshade92Whiteshade92 Member UncommonPosts: 95

    Mensur said:

    I am from Denmark, where great design is valued and part of our Scandinavian culture..and I can tell you that ugly ass couch would not be sold here! WTF...I mean who wants a charging couch.



    I don't know I liked it.
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  • HashbrickHashbrick Member RarePosts: 1,851
    Kinda getting out of control now, furniture review, what's next?
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  • SovrathSovrath Member LegendaryPosts: 31,937

    Hashbrick said:

    Kinda getting out of control now, furniture review, what's next?



    I think it's the "built in device charging" that brings it to a gaming site.
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  • DarkswormDarksworm Member RarePosts: 1,081

    Mensur said:

    I am from Denmark, where great design is valued and part of our Scandinavian culture..and I can tell you that ugly ass couch would not be sold here! WTF...I mean who wants a charging couch.



    Didn't Scandinavia bless us with... IKEA?

    Strong argument, there.
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  • patience13patience13 Member UncommonPosts: 15
    I was interested. I mean it’s “getting out of control now”? Geez, relax on a couch or something.
  • SovrathSovrath Member LegendaryPosts: 31,937
    Darksworm said:

    Mensur said:

    I am from Denmark, where great design is valued and part of our Scandinavian culture..and I can tell you that ugly ass couch would not be sold here! WTF...I mean who wants a charging couch.



    Didn't Scandinavia bless us with... IKEA?

    Strong argument, there.
    Can't tell if sarcastic ...  B)

    I love Ikea! Not everything is great but most things are decent and most things look good.

    Funny this should come up but I'm on their website trying to get space saving ideas for my room.


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    Try the "Special Edition." 'Cause it's "Special." https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/64878/?tab=description

    Serph toze kindly has started a walk-through. https://youtu.be/UIelCK-lldo 
  • laseritlaserit Member LegendaryPosts: 7,591
    edited November 2018
    I had to rub my eyes, for a second I thought it read @Gdemami 's therapy couch ;)
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  • MensurMensur Member EpicPosts: 1,507
    Darksworm said:

    Mensur said:

    I am from Denmark, where great design is valued and part of our Scandinavian culture..and I can tell you that ugly ass couch would not be sold here! WTF...I mean who wants a charging couch.



    Didn't Scandinavia bless us with... IKEA?

    Strong argument, there.
    With that stupid comment I am not even going to start a debate with you. I am sure if you digg deep and really sit in a corner and really really think about it- you will realize the same. 


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  • XarkoXarko Member EpicPosts: 1,180
    How about a Gjemeni Adaptable Casting Couch?
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  • MensurMensur Member EpicPosts: 1,507
    edited November 2018
    Sovrath said:
    Darksworm said:

    Mensur said:

    I am from Denmark, where great design is valued and part of our Scandinavian culture..and I can tell you that ugly ass couch would not be sold here! WTF...I mean who wants a charging couch.



    Didn't Scandinavia bless us with... IKEA?

    Strong argument, there.
    Can't tell if sarcastic ...  B)

    I love Ikea! Not everything is great but most things are decent and most things look good.

    Funny this should come up but I'm on their website trying to get space saving ideas for my room.




    Maybe he failed to assemble their Products and now is holding a grudge! :D 
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  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657
    Can't stand modern north european styles.  Bland, square, white or black, and sharp edged.  I want a comfortable home where I put my feet up on the couch or coffee table.  Not a showroom display.
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  • laseritlaserit Member LegendaryPosts: 7,591
    Sovrath said:

    Hashbrick said:

    Kinda getting out of control now, furniture review, what's next?



    I think it's the "built in device charging" that brings it to a gaming site.
    It's the perfect thing for playing Diablo Immortal on ;)
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  • FlyByKnightFlyByKnight Member EpicPosts: 3,967
    edited November 2018
    Hey look guys, a Gaming Couch!

    If you put a racing stripe down the middle it will automatically be even better. In the future it will also have a neon light strip that you can control from your desktop.
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  • CryomatrixCryomatrix Member EpicPosts: 3,223
    The Youtube video kind of convinced me that it was decent, but I'm not going to pay $999 for a couch like that. If it went on sale and I had space for my man cave, then I think it would be good for a man cave.
    But otherwise, it is a bit overpriced. Plus, the youtube video had nothing to do with gaming, it was more a piece of modern furniture as all the displays were of the modern furniture style.

    I do love modern furniture though.
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  • FlyByKnightFlyByKnight Member EpicPosts: 3,967
    I love modern (but comfortable) furniture too, but I'm laughing at the marketing. PC gamers will totally identify with that house, and the people in the commercial and the people who actually have a property like that would TOTALLY buy a tacky ass couch with outdated USB interfaces on it. It's the perfect couch for everyone... to hate.
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  • SovrathSovrath Member LegendaryPosts: 31,937
    Grunty said:
    Can't stand modern north european styles.  Bland, square, white or black, and sharp edged.  I want a comfortable home where I put my feet up on the couch or coffee table.  Not a showroom display.
    I think we are very different! :o ;)

    I prefer either 50's/60's retro or anything Scandinavian.

    Which leads me to believe I'll never buy this couch.
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  • Pastor_DamePastor_Dame Member UncommonPosts: 37
    If you guys love this, just wait until we bring you our hair dryer review.
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  • GameByNightGameByNight Hardware and Technology EditorMMORPG.COM Staff, Member RarePosts: 786
    edited November 2018


    If you guys love this, just wait until we bring you our hair dryer review.



    This may have been a real thing we were pitched. ETA: Not by Gjemeni.
  • IselinIselin Member LegendaryPosts: 18,719
    laserit said:
    I had to rub my eyes, for a second I thought it read @Gdemami 's therapy auditing couch ;)
    FTFY
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  • BalianWolfieBalianWolfie Member UncommonPosts: 240
    Just.. so what, expensive adult futon?

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  • XophXoph Member UncommonPosts: 176

    thunderC said:

    Did the kid at subway slip LSD into my footlong this afternoon or is that couch levitating off the ground ?



    Which Subway did you go to? I'll go check your suspicions for uh, science.
  • LeiHngWeiLeiHngWei Member UncommonPosts: 67

    Xoph said:



    thunderC said:


    Did the kid at subway slip LSD into my footlong this afternoon or is that couch levitating off the ground ?





    Which Subway did you go to? I'll go check your suspicions for uh, science.


    *nom* *nom* *pass*
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