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ESO Funny Joke Lolz

JemcrystalJemcrystal Member UncommonPosts: 1,984
in Elder Scrolls Online
Starting a thread to keep track of TESO humor. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/elderscrollsonline/comments/68tdgs/i_misread_this_staff_i_thought_it_said_llothans/



Comments

  • EhllfhireEhllfhire Member UncommonPosts: 633
    The joke is on us with their NGE balance/p2w patch

    Any graphical, audio, or gameplay restrictions not seen in other mmos but found in FFXIV can be blamed on one thing.
    PS3

  • JemcrystalJemcrystal Member UncommonPosts: 1,984
    edited August 2017
    https://www.reddit.com/r/elderscrollsonline/comments/6eclvu/media_they_say_the_music_never_dies_we_took_that/


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    Post edited by Jemcrystal on


  • SaunZSaunZ Member UncommonPosts: 472
    I don't get it?
  • JemcrystalJemcrystal Member UncommonPosts: 1,984



  • SEANMCADSEANMCAD Member EpicPosts: 16,775
    people play a game they dont like?

    Please do not respond to me, even if I ask you a question, its rhetorical.

    Please do not respond to me

  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 43,498
    SEANMCAD said:
    people play a game they dont like?
    More than once I've seen people post that they do,  usually to hang with friends. 

    "True friends stab you in the front." | Oscar Wilde 

    "I need to finish" - Christian Wolff: The Accountant

    Just trying to live long enough to play a new, released MMORPG, playing New Worlds atm

    Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions. Pvbs 18:2, NIV

    Don't just play games, inhabit virtual worlds™

    "This is the most intelligent, well qualified and articulate response to a post I have ever seen on these forums. It's a shame most people here won't have the attention span to read past the second line." - Anon






  • SEANMCADSEANMCAD Member EpicPosts: 16,775
    Kyleran said:
    SEANMCAD said:
    people play a game they dont like?
    More than once I've seen people post that they do,  usually to hang with friends. 
    they really should step back and re-evaluate that behavior.

    Please do not respond to me, even if I ask you a question, its rhetorical.

    Please do not respond to me

  • JemcrystalJemcrystal Member UncommonPosts: 1,984
    https://www.reddit.com/r/elderscrollsonline/comments/6s3tuk/when_your_sneak_game_is_over_9000/


  • JemcrystalJemcrystal Member UncommonPosts: 1,984
    Character Creation Names (cite main forums):

    To-Poor-For-Bank-Space
    Master of D Skies
    Fuzzy Bubbles
    Sneaky Stabby Guy
    Super Sayin Jesus
    Pancake Tragedy
    Heals-With-Stick
    Eats-Many-Flies
    Captain Cheese Waffles
    Might be your Dad
    Trolls-in-General
    Steals-from-Barrels
    Peeks Through Windows
    poops - in - shoes
    Balzar Danglin

    Skoomahead
    Little bow deeps
    Holds-Many-Things
    Picks-Up-Too-Much
    Tokage-Man
    Can-See-Straight
    A Normal Bosmer man
    Swims-but-Drowns
    Claps-with-Hands
    Bowjob
    Runs With Soup
    Pees-Many-Colors
    Sneeze-Many-Colors
    Billy Bob
    Hates-Argonian-Names
    Sparky Steelnuttes
    Stabsie McSticker
    Digs-Lusty-Maid
    Sky-rimmed-glasses
    Babies-are-yummy
    Hunglo N'Swingin
    Willy Makette
    Betty Wont
    Morningwood
    Bumstuff
    Hairball of Doom (khajiit)
    Beat-the-Lizards (yep, a dark elf)
    Saddlebags the Thankless Serf (She has them, and not just on her horse)
    Lasagna Massacre (looks like Garfield)
    Mrs The Liar
    Where-I-Fits-I-Sits
    General Meowsenhower 
    Peas on Katz (an Argonian)
    Gor Gasm
    "I saw a pair adventuring together that consisted of a dunmer named Loves-Tender-Moments and her argonian partner Ruins-Tender-Moments."  quote Carnagan
    Talks-In-Third-Person
    Hides behind trees
    Stores my food
    Born to rune
    Hairy Pussy
    Hello Kitty
    Hell No Kitty

    Smoked-Da-Herb
    "I once had a character named Lord Molag's Balls...then I attracted ZOS' attention =(      " -quote Lord_Bidr
    Aww Crap Wrong Faction
    Leggomyaggro
    Biggus Dickuss  (Breton DK)
    Keeps-too-many-things
    Good-Night-Blade
    Heals on Toilet
    He-Who-Tippy-Toes
    Faps-in-Shadows
    Virty Dagina             
    Farts-in-Silence
    Im really a dog (Khajjit)






    That was up to post#94 the thread goes on to 280 posts.  Note that some names might have received disciplinary actions including account bans from zos, if you intend to get creative yourself.


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