I love how.

Instead of making PVP more interesting, making crafting less of a chore and more useful, the bad animations, the messed up combat, and taking all the negative things players have stated a hundred times on various forums, this is the email they send me. 

Dear makasouleater,

For the first time ever zoom around on your very own Hover-Tech Stealthboard!

Yes, funcom a retarded hover board, with 0 game play fixing, or really anything at all to do with the game, is gonna bring me back haha. The people that play this game must be around the ages of like 9-12, if this is how they make money and keep the game going. 

If they sent me a message, with a huge patch note, fixing various thing, making the economy better, pvp, ect, I prolly would of downloaded it, but seriously a useless skate board. It is a insult if you ask me, its like saying hey little Johnny, if i give you a lollipop will you finish your homework, ahah.  Better yet, that is like a used car dealer, going here this car is junk and doesnt run very well, but dont worry I will put a nice coat of paint on it for you, for a extra 500 bucks, sounds good right.