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"Power comes from within."
Greetings, loyal citizens of the Dominion, from the Evil LLC. Thank you for taking the time to read this shameless corporate recruitment advertisement. We here at EVIL believe that any company is only as strong as the executives who manage the agents who control the servants who do our bidding. That's right, it's all about the people. As the mysteries of Nexus continue to be uncovered and the planet is increasingly occupied by the glorious Dominion, the EVIL LLC will be there at every stage to manage and monopolize the growth of these new endeavors. As we expand our influence, we will require quality representatives to oversee this expansion for the benefit of both the Dominion and our corporation.
The world is changing, and we are adapting with it. As the threat of Exile usurpation grows, the focus of our company must shift to combat this growing insurgency. As we seize new growth and development opportunities for Dominion assets on Nexus, we will also be taking an active role in the fight against the Exiles, providing our own privately funded security force to aid in this conflict. We are confident that this brand expansion will offer unique opportunities to strengthen our internal capacity, ensuring EVIL remains competitive in this changing landscape.
EVIL is proud to offer internship opportunities in a wide array of fields, including ill-mannered infrastructure; downstream chemical engineering; Dominion revisionism; R&E (Research and Embezzlement); and corporate surveillance and tactical operations.
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EVIL LLC is also interested in absorbing other small companies into the folds of our own corporate structure. We encourage small companies of up and coming entrepreneurs to apply for absorption into our large corporate machine, for the mutual benefit of all.
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