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WildStar: Meet the Mordesh

SBFordSBFord Former Associate EditorMember LegendaryPosts: 33,126

The latest in a series of articles designed to introduce players to the races of WildStar has shown up on the official site. This time, the Mordesh in the form of one Dr. Lazarin. The article is actually an interview with the alchemically inclined race.

Q: So you can do things like turn lead into gold?

A: Lead into gold? Laughable.

Q: I know! I can’t believe anyone’s stupid enough to still consider that possible...

A: We mastered such child’s play millennia ago. While the focus of my own labors is somewhat singular, my colleagues keep themselves diverted with decanting corporeity, the liquefaction of algorithmic adjacency, as well as more complex various concoctions far beyond your ability to comprehend.

Q: That's probably an understatement.  So what’s it like being a space zombie?

A: “Space zombie” is a preposterous pejorative. Statistically we occupy far more time planetside.

Read more of this revealing interview on the WildStar site.

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Comments

  • IncomparableIncomparable Member UncommonPosts: 1,117
    Funny end. I like his tone, and vocabulary. We need more characters like this. Don't simplify the language for us, since it really does create his character by not caring to soeak in lamen terms.

    The military guys can use acronyms no one has ever heard. That would be funny as well.

    “Write bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble”

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