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Life of a gamer...

legendairlegendair Member CommonPosts: 60

DAY 1:  Bored of playing this current game, lets search for something new...

DAY 2: Few more hours till game downloads... what to do... fap fap fap....

Day 3: Internet connection lost have to download game again...

Day 4: Finally downloaded game installing... what to do... fap fap fap

Day 5: Created new character..."Servers will be shut down in 5 seconds. ETA unknown." what to do... fap fap fap

Day 6: Still creating character...

Day 7: Perhaps I should take a break... fap fap fap

Day 8: Still creating character...

Day 9: Finished creating character lets start leveling...

Day 10: Servers down for maintenance... fap fap fap fap...

Day 11: Servers on rolling restarts... lets watch youtube walkthroughs

Day 12: Reached level 9 lets write a review...

Day 13: It's time to shower... fap fap fap

Day 14: Still level 9 I am bored time to troll

Day 15: Previous game I got bored of turned free to play

Day 16: Downloading previous game

Day 17: Lost connection to internet downloading game again

Day 18: Finally game downloads I can't access all my characters only one

Day 19: Game taking forever to load... crashes... "no eta game servers shut down for exploits"

Day 20: Go back to new game, can't play server maintenance

Day 21: What to do... fap fap fap... 

Day 22: Tired of mmo's back to console

Day 23: Tired of consoles back to gaming apps on phone

Day 24: Tired of apps on phone baack to fap fap fap

Day 25: Tired of fap fap fap back to new game

Day 26: Girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me... fap fap fap

Day 27: Play new game find new cyber girlfriend I will never meet

Day 28: Power leveled to max level

Day 29: Join and leave many guilds...

Day 30: Finally tell guild I am a guy on ventrilo

Day 31: Go back to day 1

 

 

 

Comments

  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    First and foremost let me say that I had to check urbandictionary.com for "fap fap fap" - ...yea...

    *ehem* anyway, after reading the most horrid description of what that phrase meant I've come to the conclusion that you must either be a single man using steroids (and unemployed?) or you're a teenage boy (and unemployed...) haha.  Either way, your hormone levels are dangerously high! Careful, or you might just end up with hairy hands!

  • PyndaPynda Member UncommonPosts: 856


    Originally posted by legendair
    Bored of...I am bored...I got bored of...tired of...tired of...tired of...Join and leave many guilds...Go back to day 1


    We gotta partee sumtime dude! Wut junior high u go2?

  • tiarodtiarod Member Posts: 4
    Originally posted by legendair

    DAY 1:  Bored of playing this current game, lets search for something new...

    DAY 2: Few more hours till game downloads... what to do... fap fap fap....

    Day 3: Internet connection lost have to download game again...

    Day 4: Finally downloaded game installing... what to do... fap fap fap

    Day 5: Created new character..."Servers will be shut down in 5 seconds. ETA unknown." what to do... fap fap fap

    Day 6: Still creating character...

    Day 7: Perhaps I should take a break... fap fap fap

    Day 8: Still creating character...

    Day 9: Finished creating character lets start leveling...

    Day 10: Servers down for maintenance... fap fap fap fap...

    Day 11: Servers on rolling restarts... lets watch youtube walkthroughs

    Day 12: Reached level 9 lets write a review...

    Day 13: It's time to shower... fap fap fap

    Day 14: Still level 9 I am bored time to troll

    Day 15: Previous game I got bored of turned free to play

    Day 16: Downloading previous game

    Day 17: Lost connection to internet downloading game again

    Day 18: Finally game downloads I can't access all my characters only one

    Day 19: Game taking forever to load... crashes... "no eta game servers shut down for exploits"

    Day 20: Go back to new game, can't play server maintenance

    Day 21: What to do... fap fap fap... 

    Day 22: Tired of mmo's back to console

    Day 23: Tired of consoles back to gaming apps on phone

    Day 24: Tired of apps on phone baack to fap fap fap

    Day 25: Tired of fap fap fap back to new game

    Day 26: Girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me... fap fap fap

    Day 27: Play new game find new cyber girlfriend I will never meet

    Day 28: Power leveled to max level

    Day 29: Join and leave many guilds...

    Day 30: Finally tell guild I am a guy on ventrilo

    Day 31: Go back to day 1

     

     

     

    THIS

    Day 26: Girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me... fap fap fap

     

    Aahahhaa

     

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