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Pirates Attack Cruise Ship

hartamhartam Member Posts: 364
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Yaarrghh Matey

I never thought if i went on a cruise I would have to worry about pirates.

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  • Unknown
    They could afford all that fancy weaponry, but not a boat fast enough to catch A FREAKING CRUISE SHIP!!! Those pirates suck, they're a mockery of a proud naval career that has spanned centuries.
  • sidebustersidebuster Member UncommonPosts: 1,712

    And that my friend is why  ninjas are cooler than pirates.

  • hartamhartam Member Posts: 364

    Lazy modernized pirates. If they were REAL pirates, they would have boarded the ship with swords ::::28::.

    If they stole money and got away with it, i would still give them props as long as they did it the old fashioned way.

  • Unknown
    These are incompetent pirates, you can't judge the whole by these guys. Besides, pirates have cool catch phrases like Yarrr matey, Shiver me timbers, and Walk the plank. What cool catch phrases do ninja have...oh that's right they don't, because they have to be quiet because they're ninjas. Pirates get to make all kinds of noise by yelling, firing cannon, knocking their peg legs on the ground, and letting their parrots squawk.
  • KiamdeKiamde Member CommonPosts: 5,820

    LIES!

    If they were REAL pirates, they would have stolen $5,000 in music via bittorrent.

    "Whoever controls the media controls the mind..-'Jim Morrison"

    "When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out." ~Abbie Hoffman

  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    what was the cruise ship doing unescorted by the coast of samalia which is probably the most chaotic,violent, and terrorist nations on earth....

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    I seen this on the news. Wasn't it like 5 of them. 

    BTW ninjas are better than pirates

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  • lyonman24lyonman24 Member Posts: 855

    yeah just read that in the paper best laugh i have had in a long long time. imageimage 

    i mean i have heard of cargo ships and sail boats but a cruise ship lol.

  • GamewizeGamewize Member Posts: 956

    Good thing that cruise ship was unescorted, otherwise that pirate ship woulda gotten PWNED. *Sways his liking towards ninjas*

    Remember kids, always carry a Mk5b Signum Plasma Rail cannon!

    I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.

  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    yeah that was a funny site to see. 5 little guys with rifles, a machine gun and a rocket launcher in a little ol Crappy John fishing boat in the middle of the ocean. One little storm and the boat is gone. That boat is designed for shallow waters....not the middle of the ocean.

    What a bunch of noobs.

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • Unknown
    Clearly these pirates don't know what they're doing. You don't attack a Galleon with an escape boat. Oh no, you steal a Sloop and board her! These pirates should have used their guns to steal a speed boat or two, rather than attack the big time with a squadron of INFLATABLE RAFTS!!!!!!!
  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239


    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

    I seen this on the news. Wasn't it like 5 of them. 
    BTW ninjas are better than pirates


    ya but high powered zombies and ghouls like Beyond the Grave beat the living crap out of them both.

    and so do samurai....

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  • MalicusMalicus Member Posts: 307
    maybe now cruise companies will be allowed to install a .50 cal on the captains deck. about time if you ask me. that'd teach those ethiopians
  • XavonXavon Member Posts: 334

    I laughed so hard the first time about this on the BBC beacause it said that Pirates had attacked a cruise ship and fired an RPG.

    ZOMG! I thought...

    'One crew memeber was slightly injured...'

    Oh...

    'when he fell over as the ship turned suddenly'

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