And once you get good at things and understand how the game works, you will end up getting wtfbbqpwnzored by 2 people in frigates, and your battleship will be burning with you inside. They will demand you hand over more isk than you have in your virtual wallet, and you will realize that, in fact, you still know nothing about this game.
You will never win this game.
This isnt a win game. There is no level 80. There is no set of achievements except the ones your set for yourself.
You arent safe. Anywhere. Period. PvP occurs in stations too. It is called The Market. You might not die, but your wallet could easily disappear.
You fit your ship wrong. Again. Thats right, you always will. My Punisher killed that Rifter! This is certainly the right fit. No wait, how did that Coercer kill me? I need to refit
Check your directional.
Check your local.
That Maller is a trap.
Warp stabilizers might save you today. They wont tomorrow, and probably wont ever again.
Inject your skillbook before you leave the station. Neo didnt learn Kung-Fu by having it sit in his usb drive.
Bookmark everything. ESPECIALLY when you jump into a wormhole. This includes where you came into the wormhole. Because when you are busy scanning and a HAC targets your Arbitrator, you will be in a pod. And then you will have a really interesting time getting out of WH space.
Keyboards are destructible. Much more so when used as a projectile.
Dont fly it if you cant fit it. That being said, DONT FLY IT IF YOU CANT FIT IT. And the same goes for affordability.
That mentally challenged fellow there in local chat calling you names? Hes not mentally challenged. Nor is he forgiving when he finds you.
Pods pop easily.
Concord delivers swift justice, especially for your mistakes, like targeting friendly pods and clicking the wrong action.
You can do anything: Manufacture, explore, trade, pvp, mine, lead a corporation, lead an alliance, wage wars, pirate, transport, be a part of factional warfare, and Im sure there is more I am leaving out. You can become virtually rich, and you can lose it all.
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i got this from eve-o forums
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You will die.
A lot.
And once you get good at things and understand how the game works, you will end up getting wtfbbqpwnzored by 2 people in frigates, and your battleship will be burning with you inside. They will demand you hand over more isk than you have in your virtual wallet, and you will realize that, in fact, you still know nothing about this game.
You will never win this game.
This isnt a win game. There is no level 80. There is no set of achievements except the ones your set for yourself.
You arent safe. Anywhere. Period. PvP occurs in stations too. It is called The Market. You might not die, but your wallet could easily disappear.
You fit your ship wrong. Again. Thats right, you always will. My Punisher killed that Rifter! This is certainly the right fit. No wait, how did that Coercer kill me? I need to refit
Check your directional.
Check your local.
That Maller is a trap.
Warp stabilizers might save you today. They wont tomorrow, and probably wont ever again.
Inject your skillbook before you leave the station. Neo didnt learn Kung-Fu by having it sit in his usb drive.
Bookmark everything. ESPECIALLY when you jump into a wormhole. This includes where you came into the wormhole. Because when you are busy scanning and a HAC targets your Arbitrator, you will be in a pod. And then you will have a really interesting time getting out of WH space.
Keyboards are destructible. Much more so when used as a projectile.
Dont fly it if you cant fit it. That being said, DONT FLY IT IF YOU CANT FIT IT. And the same goes for affordability.
That mentally challenged fellow there in local chat calling you names? Hes not mentally challenged. Nor is he forgiving when he finds you.
Pods pop easily.
Concord delivers swift justice, especially for your mistakes, like targeting friendly pods and clicking the wrong action.
You can do anything: Manufacture, explore, trade, pvp, mine, lead a corporation, lead an alliance, wage wars, pirate, transport, be a part of factional warfare, and Im sure there is more I am leaving out. You can become virtually rich, and you can lose it all.
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This is just the most incredible EVE manual I have ever seen. Frankly it puts CCP's site to shame.
http://www.isktheguide.com/
Give me liberty or give me lasers
Awesome thread and tips. Especially for newbies and beginners.
Keep on rockin'!
No it doesnt
Guides & Trials for EvE Online:
This thread is a great resource, thank you!
I just wanted to add another guide to the list:
EVE Online Trading Guide: http://www.EVEOnlineTrading.com/
This guide details all the various forms of trading and can help turn any player into a professional trader.
Looks good, thanks buddy.
Keep on rockin'!