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TruthXHurtsTruthXHurts Member UncommonPosts: 1,555

This is a post for anyone to make a "Buzzword Review"

 

Darkwind: War on Wheels

 

Darkwind is a HARDCORE turn based graphical adaptation of the Pen and Paper miniatures game Car Wars . Using an INNOVATIVE permadeath system and a LIVING BREATHING WORLD. This game is suited toward the CAREBEAR as well as ELITIST VETERANS. There is no HAND HOLDING or ENTITLEMENT in the world of DarkWind. You work hard for what you have and the only INSTANT GRATIFICATION is making it home alive, and in one piece. The gameplay feels less like a GRIND and more like MY OWN STORY. If you are looking for a game that offers MEANINGFUL and DYNAMIC content and steers away from the SPOONFEEDING EASY MODE CASH GRAB HYPE of P2W AAA GANKFEST WOW CLONES then get your FANBOI self down to this SLAP IN THE FACE of ENDGAME ON RAILS FORCED THEME PARK. While certainly no WOW KILLER this game could be the PARADIGM SHIFT SECOND COMING of the SANDBOX some of us jaded BASEMENT DWELLERS have been waiting for.

"I am not in a server with Gankers...THEY ARE IN A SERVER WITH ME!!!"

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  • TruthXHurtsTruthXHurts Member UncommonPosts: 1,555

    and I walked away only slightly on fire...

    I walked away only slightly on fire...

    "I am not in a server with Gankers...THEY ARE IN A SERVER WITH ME!!!"

  • Ban_KhaerosBan_Khaeros Member Posts: 27

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  • F0rumLurkerF0rumLurker Member Posts: 58
    Originally posted by TruthXHurts

    This is a post for anyone to make a "Buzzword Review"

     

    Darkwind: War on Wheels

     

    Darkwind is a HARDCORE turn based graphical adaptation of the Pen and Paper miniatures game Car Wars . Using an INNOVATIVE permadeath system and a LIVING BREATHING WORLD. This game is suited toward the CAREBEAR as well as ELITIST VETERANS. There is no HAND HOLDING or ENTITLEMENT in the world of DarkWind. You work hard for what you have and the only INSTANT GRATIFICATION is making it home alive, and in one piece. The gameplay feels less like a GRIND and more like MY OWN STORY. If you are looking for a game that offers MEANINGFUL and DYNAMIC content and steers away from the SPOONFEEDING EASY MODE CASH GRAB HYPE of P2W AAA GANKFEST WOW CLONES then get your FANBOI self down to this SLAP IN THE FACE of ENDGAME ON RAILS FORCED THEME PARK. While certainly no WOW KILLER this game could be the PARADIGM SHIFT SECOND COMING of the SANDBOX some of us jaded BASEMENT DWELLERS have been waiting for.

    You hiveminded zealots need to stop drinking the kool-aid and hyping this game up to high heaven like it's the second coming of jesus cause it's just the same old overhyped shallow casual instanced korean zergfest carrot on a stick burnout clone. You fanbois are hyped up for this FOTM mmo now, but you're just going to get disappointed when it fails like all the others and goes f2p in six months. And I clearly know this because of my experience as an armchair developer and my crystal ball.

    /satire ofc

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