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I could not resist this.
Voice Acting Condiments.
We plan to get Chrisopher Walken to play mustard and James Earl Jones As Ketchup.
Heinz has already expressed intrest in buying our company and we feel a huge corperate atitude will only improve our QUALITY and their executives will never Rush us to put out an unfinished product.
This is only the first draft so please ignore errors. Have a nice day , and may the Flava be with you.
We are currently seeking ideas for the voice of Mayo.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can
be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard
Comments
BOOYAKA!
We are currently exploring ways to make your condiment choice effect your " light or dark side ".
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can
be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard
The dark side uses green ketchup and dijon mustard, obviously.
A Modest Proposal for MMORPGs:
That the means of progression would not be mutually exclusive from the means of enjoyment.
Good call, the dijon mustard could say " choose me and your path to the spicy side will be complete ".
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can
be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard
lol good one.
An honest review of SW:TOR 6/10 (Danny Wojcicki)
This idea is great and all, but it needs to be more innovative. I want the bottle to give me a different condiement every time I squeeze it. Also mustard and ketchup is so last gen we need more choices.
Mayo could be Eminem as Slim Shady.
We were considering Jerry Seinfeld but that may be a better choice. He may be to bold for mayo tho.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can
be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard
Weak. Very weak.
-1
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been -Wayne Gretzky
Philosophy of MMO Game Design
They are ok, but I prefer my condiments without bugs.
Ok, it looks like we Jean Claude Van Damme to do the voice for our French Mustard and Arnold Schwarzenegger will do our new squeezable relish.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can
be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard
Luckily the condiment bottles look exactly the same on both sides - other than some slight cosmetic differences. Sadly, the actual flavor of the condiments is not analogous to SW:TOR because therein lies far more originality. What we are really getting, as in all mmorpgs these days is Catsup vs Catsup. There is no mustard!
wtf am I talking about?
Get Hayden Christensen to do the voice of Mayo, and have it be one of those wretched olive oil mayo jars with a generic off-brand label. It limits the degree to which he can screw up the role.
Edit: and to cut costs, just have the dark side version be him, but more angsty and growly sounding.
This is brilliant. However we do not want to cut any costs on the voice acting. That is our main selling point. Instead we have used the cheapest plastic and the most generic ingredients to make the products .
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can
be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard
But that is the genius of The Christensen: he comes at a greatly discounted price while giving younger fans the illusion of pricey, high class talent. Because they don't know any better.
Nah Van Damme is a Belgium,better to have Jean Reno with that French Drawl u would listen or have paranoid delusions about assassins and suchlike.Relish needs to be a bit exotic maybe Antonio Banderas if u can get the voice of puss in boots out your head that is.
Also why am i giveing this so much thought i think the New Year vibe has gone to me head !!
hey look, another thread bashing tor on mmorpg.com, how original
An SWTOR fan without a sense of humor, that's original too
An honest review of SW:TOR 6/10 (Danny Wojcicki)
Would you stop complaining? WOW came out 7 years ago!
Change that to Janet Reno, and I'm IN!
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