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The CE item shop goodies

RedcorRedcor Member Posts: 426
in Star Wars: The Old Republic

 

The CE shop WILL contain the following items :

 

  1. A blaster or light-saber that one-shots haters in pvp

  2. An R2 unit that poops out a million credits a day

  3. A flyable Millennium Falcon or Slave 1

  4. A dancing Princess Lea (circa Jaba's palace) that’s open to erp

  5. An IG88 droid that captures other players companions as slaves

  6. A spirit form Obi-Wan Kenobi that offers 500% xp bonus

  7. and “more than you could possibly imagine”    

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can
be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard

Comments

  • poefuepoefue Member Posts: 226

    You are forgetting the reprogrammed C-3PO that will fulfill all your sexual fantasies.

  • whilanwhilan Member UncommonPosts: 3,472

    and the severed luke's hand that gives plus 5 to pity.

    Help me Bioware, you're my only hope.

    Is ToR going to be good? Dude it's Bioware making a freaking star wars game, all signs point to awesome. -G4tv MMo report.

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  • RedcorRedcor Member Posts: 426

    Aww, you cant see some of the post and have to mouse over to see.  Good additions guys, keep em coming

    Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can
    be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
    -Robert E. Howard

  • poefuepoefue Member Posts: 226

    First 100 ordered Collector Editions get this.

     

  • SinakuSinaku Member UncommonPosts: 552

    So win

  • RedcorRedcor Member Posts: 426

    nice, I want the Lando kit

    Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can
    be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
    -Robert E. Howard

  • taus01taus01 Member Posts: 1,352

    1. Artifical TaunTaun Poo.

    2. A joke translator for R2D2 units featuring Chris Rock or Steve Carell.

    3. Hillarious light sabre that always extends downwards. (no refunds or injury claims).

    4. Used Princess Leia panties (genetically cloned for authentic smell) [1]

    [1] not actual Princess Leia panties.

    "Give players systems and tools instead of rails and rules"

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  • Ramonski7Ramonski7 Member UncommonPosts: 2,662

    A Jar Jar blinks companion that you can attach to any player, who spouts encouraging words of wisdom that includes:

    • "Mesa gonna die."

    • "There's a bad boogie monster down dere, you betcha."

    • "Der be some bombad clankers comin' dis way!"

    • "I spake."

    • "Ex-squeeze me."

     


    A waterproof lightsaber

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    "Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas."

  • RevivialRevivial Member Posts: 194

    I heard it includes Riot Gear that makes you immune to revolting impoverished people for 60 seconds, with a 30 second cooldown.

    "I swear -- by my life and my love for it -- that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."
    - John Galt

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