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Two-word MMO Descriptions
Adhesive33
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How would you describe your favorite, or not so favorite, MMO if only given two words? For example:
Allods - "Wasted Potential"
Rift - "Polished Mediocrity"
Lotro - "Screenshot Scenery"
Don't mean to single any particular game out, just curious about people's core perceptions of various MMOs.
Comments
WoW - Aging badly
Guild Wars - No Grind (well, no *required* grind)
Runescape - Yucky (It only deserves one word)
Lotro - "Highly addictive"
Allods - " Barren wasteland"
Vanguard - If only...
Rift - Not again
Xsyon - Don't stop
TERA - Save me
GW2 - Will it?
UO - Groundbreaking Freedom
WoW - Best Controls
Eve - Microsoft Excel
Mortal Online - Nut Punch
Rift - Burn Out
SWTOR - Long Movie
GW2 - World Ends
EVE Online - fascinating community
Ultima Online - avante-garde design
Xsyon - interesting direction
Vanguard - worth revisiting
Vindictus - satisfying destruction
BattleSwarm - cool hybrid
Gods and Heroes - phoenix rising
Free Realms - surprisingly entertaining
There isn't a "right" or "wrong" way to play, if you want to use a screwdriver to put nails into wood, have at it, simply don't complain when the guy next to you with the hammer is doing it much better and easier. - Allein
"Graphics are often supplied by Engines that (some) MMORPG's are built in" - Spuffyre
EQ - Glory days
EQ2 - Shiny overwhelming
WoW - Top dog
Rift - Best clone
LoTRO - Awesome free
DDO - So close
Aion - Pretty grind
WAR - Wasted potential
VG - I wish...
WoW - Long Outdated
LotRO - Warcraft clone
Aion - Warcraft clone
AoC - Warcraft clone
Rift - Shameless clone
SWTOR - Future clone
GW2 - Over-instanced hope
Darkfall - Real MMO
Vanguard - PvE masterpiece
Dark Age of Camelot - Mismanaged perfection
I just want to ask everyone to not take this overboard and bash a game. Thanks.
I'm not entirely sure how to do this WITHOUT bashing a game. Do you mean we have to come up with two positive words for each MMO? I'm afraid that would be impossible for me, so I guess I'd best sit this one out.
President of The Marvelously Meowhead Fan Club
PlanetSide - Still Alive
HelBreath - Corn Bread
StarQuest Online - Star Trek
StarTrek Online - Pyramid Scheme
Age Of Conan - Craig Morrison
WOW - Rper's Demise
EVEOnline - Masters Degree
Hello Kitty Online - Cow Abuse
Earthrise - Hobo Shotgun
Darkfall - Event Horizon
Mortal Online - From Behind
Love Online - Pastel Colors
Infinity Online - HOLY S***
SWTOR - Dragon Punch
Guild Wars 2 - Tiger Uppercut
SWG - Nerd Rage
Exteel Online - ULTRAAAAAAA COOOOMMMBOOOOOOOO!!!
Rift - One Button
Aion - Red Bull
Tabula Rasa - Medulla oblongata
Dragon Ball Online - Region locked
Face of Mankind - Crooked Cops
Entrophia - Got Money?
Anarchy Online - Tamed Rebellion
Fallen Earth - Fall "In"
JumpGate Evolution - Black Prophecy
WarHammer Online - Strip Search
Warhammer 40k - Cavity Search
WoW - Generic Garbage
CoH - Character Creation
Champions Online - Googly Eyes
Eve Online - Just Space
Minecraft - Creeper, No!
GW2 - Please Hurry
Aww ...and I had pretty good ones too.
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been -Wayne Gretzky
Earthrise - Future Potential
WoW - unbeatable mammoth
LoTRO - roleplay heaven
AoC - brutal world
WAR - biggest disappointment
RiFT - boring clone
EVE - sandbox masterpiece
Fallen Earth - cool crafting
Lineage 2 - drama queen
Vanguard - underrated gem
Allodes Online - greedy bastards
DDO - endless dungeons
GW - true balance
DCUO - singleplayer game
Aion - korean WoW
Atlantica Online - fun battles
SW:ToR - long adventure
GW2 - genre's hope
[Mod Edit]
WoW: Too Popular
LotRO: Boring Game
Everquest: Atari Graphics
Everquest 2: Broken Story
Aion: Korean Grinder
UO: Old & Older
WAR: Unpopular & Unbalanced
AoC: Failed Gore
Planetside: Laughable & Dull
SWTOR: Future Failure
GW1: Weird Lame
GW2: Pure Hype
DDO: Memorized Traps
Darkfall: Unbalanced Mess
Vanguard: Forgotten & Broken
Dark Age of Camelot: Bitter & Dead
[Mod Edit]
I laughed
TSW - AoC - Aion - WOW - EVE - Fallen Earth - Co - Rift - || XNA C# Java Development
LOL eq had some great graphics in its day.. hell when they did the graphics update some computers could not handle it
AoC - Lol collision
WOW - Wrong direction
WAR - RvR Disneyland
EVE - Lowsec Doomsday
GW1 - F2instance
Fallen Earth - Wheel of Craftgrind
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Great thread, btw.
Asheron's Call - First Love
Anarchy Online - Wretched Launch
WoW - Still King
Warhammer - Dead-man Walking (I cheated)
Everquest - Pixel Party
Everquest 2 - hold hands
LOTRO - Lore Limited
Rift - extremely overrated
Aion - Great concept
WAR - just bad
AoC - revisit this!
TSW - cant wait!
Anarchy Online - choose wisely
WoW - falling fast
Matrix Online - you fail
Champions Online - woulda coulda
DCUO - single player
City of Heroes - copy paste
FFXI - lore junkies
FFXIV - masochist's nirvana
GW - love free
GW2 - more free
TERA - asia generic
Darkfall - pvp daycare
Gods and Heroes - wrestling moves
Everquest - Rib-eye Steak
WoW - McDonalds Industry
Rift - Burger King
DF - Chinese Buffet
Lotro - New Zealand
Vanguard - Should've been
GW2 - 3d tv
LOTRO - Wolf Grind
Guild Wars 2 - Semi-free Fun
Rift - Great Clone
Star Wars:TOR - Moar Story
Firefall - Tribes 3.0
The Secret World - Modern Day
APB:Reloaded - Not Dead
Final Fantasy XIV - Not Dead (yet)
WoW - Showing Age
Aion - Beautiful Agony
WAR - So Close
Vindictus - Small Smash
RIFT - Soup Dojour
EVE - Solo Suicide
Aika - Beautiful Bouncing
ArcheAge - MMO Messiah
Allods - Free Again
Edited to be a bit more positive
DAoC - best pvp
warhammer - DAoC failure
EQ - epic world
EVE - miners heaven
Darkfall - ego shooter
EQ2 - quest grinder
Lotro - video book
WoW - mmo tycoon
Rift - quality clone
AoC - failed promises
FFXIV - wasted money
FallenEarth - wasteland crafting
Vanguard - incompetent developer
AIon-Grind more
WoW-Wishful Nostalgia
WAR-Had Potential
EVE-Play AFK!
Darkfall-Griefville!