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ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
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Well, ok, maybe not worthwhile, but better than the other one I bet.

Argentine President Cristina Fernandez is promoting pork as a superior "boost" to viagra for ones sex life.  And she's speaking from experience.  In a meeting with leaders from the pig farming industry, she said she had recently tried it and "things went very well" with her husband over the weekend.

In a televised speech she said, "It doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go!"

If it turns out to be true, I sure wouldn't want to be an orthodox jew right now.

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  • bezadobezado Member UncommonPosts: 1,127

    Is this how swine flu was created?

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    Well, ok, maybe not worthwhile, but better than the other one I bet.
    Argentine President Cristina Fernandez is promoting pork as a superior "boost" to viagra for ones sex life.  And she's speaking from experience.  In a meeting with leaders from the pig farming industry, she said she had recently tried it and "things went very well" with her husband over the weekend.
    In a televised speech she said, "It doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go!"
    If it turns out to be true, I sure wouldn't want to be an orthodox jew right now.

    Sorry man... I keep looking for something to latch onto in this thread but so far I just can't seem to find it.  I don't think it's lewd enough for me, or just doesn't have that much of a potential for puns... I dunno.

    I'm waiting on pyrofreak to post to see what he's got, but as far as I remember he works best with pictures....

    I'll keep an eye on the thread but I got nothing so far.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • IhmoteppIhmotepp Member Posts: 14,495

    Squeal like a pig boy!

     

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  • sif-lawdsif-lawd Member Posts: 3,402

    I'll have three orders of bacon with two side orders of bacon, please.

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by sif-lawd


    I'll have three orders of bacon with two side orders of bacon, please.

    By the sounds of it Sif-Lawd is going to be at it for a couple of days with that amount of pork....  I hope the "significant other" is up to the task

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • raingermanraingerman Member Posts: 6

    I don't know why but my nape's hurting so much... way too much...

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