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If your PC could talk what would it say to you?
adoniskev
Member Posts: 92
Mine would most definnitly say, "You turn me on!" What would yours say?
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Mine would say "I'm tired of seeing you naked. Put some damn clothes on!"
In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.
Your gana go Blind... and put some clothes on for god sake...
If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude; greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
Samuel Adams
Mine would say, "Get a life, dude. You spend way too much time in front of me."
"You're too old for this shit!"
"You're only as young as you feel."
AC2 Player RIP Final Death Jan 31st 2017
Refugee of Auberean
Refugee of Dereth
"Stop installing games, you asfakdfa!"
Yep, something like that.
Main characters:
Jinn Gone Quiet (Guild Wars)
Princess Pudding (Guild Wars)
"Clean me. :-("
"Stop swearing at me!"
O_o o_O
"All your base are belong to us."
LIKE THIS?
In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.
"you paid waaaay too much for me!"
Don't be terrorized! You're more likely to die of a car accident, drowning, fire, or murder! More people die every year from prescription drugs than terrorism LOL!
"You know just how to handle me... which is good because you fucking use me all the time you god damn asshole!"
Mine does talk to me?
Every time I sit down at it, it screams "upgrade me! UPGRADE ME!"
But, I just tell it that I they don't make upgrades for anything yet and that I'm getting it a SSD soon.
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"Can we try a different porn site for a change? I'm getting bored"
"Thanks for taking good care of me"
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
"stop abusing me
...it hurts when you overclock me"
March on! - Lets Invade Pekopon
"Ain't I your best pal ever?"
That reminds me of an Asimov short stories actually...
Hilarious...keep them coming...lol
Play a game worthy of me.
Mine tells me do you want to play a game.........
Some people rob you at gun point..Others will rob you at "Ball Point Pen"
Mine would say "I'm tired, Give me a break!". ^^v
"MuHaHaHahaha, only X more days till the warrenty is up and I'm out of here bastard"
Acer lab top.
I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.
No talk, just a little "come-hither" blinking of the screen...
"the more things change, the more they stay the same"
(reflecting the ridiculous PC arms race or fit your own thoughts)
AC2 Player RIP Final Death Jan 31st 2017
Refugee of Auberean
Refugee of Dereth
Mine would probably say to let me sleep. My computer is on almost all the time.
"Stop smoking at your desk! My cooling fans smell like a forest fire"
"Dude.. playing PokerStars drunk with real money until 3am is not healthy!"
"Seriously.. adding your high school girlfriend to Facebook is not 'reconnecting'. Its stalking"