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3 Words After Sex

Sov_HawkSov_Hawk Member Posts: 1

 I'll Start:

You still here

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Man made Beer.-------/) /)
God made Weed.-----( - .-)
Who do you Trust?---c(''')(''')

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  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987

    Am I gay??

     

    oh that was too good ::pats self on shoulder::

    oo, thought of another common one.

    I love you.

    this is a good game, its a shame no one wants to play.

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • rednpinkrednpink Member Posts: 10

    "Is that it?"

     

    Best words before...

    "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987
    Originally posted by rednpink


    "Is that it?"
     
    Best words before...
    "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"



     

    haa

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • FunseikiFunseiki Member UncommonPosts: 263

    lol, wow im dumb, that was four..

    k then.. uh..

    Lets go again.

  • theJPKtheJPK Member Posts: 91

    "It in yet?"

    "Shit it broke..."

    uhh... uhh....

    "Your father's bigger"

    change it to just "Words After Sex" so I can come up with more.

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  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987
    Originally posted by theJPK


    "It in yet?"
    "Shit it broke..."
    uhh... uhh....
    "Your father's bigger"
    change it to just "Words After Sex" so I can come up with more.

     

    paaaah, HAHA! niice one.

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • poldiresmipoldiresmi Member Posts: 11

    hahahah

     

    "one more time"

  • TealaTeala Member RarePosts: 7,627

    Lets go again!

  • lacrenepdolacrenepdo Member Posts: 6

    i love you...

     

    aww

  • eagles12555eagles12555 Member Posts: 219

    woops wrong hole  

     

     

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  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987

    sorry about that.

     

     

    f*ck outta here!

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • TealaTeala Member RarePosts: 7,627
    Originally posted by lacrenepdo


    i love you...
     
    aww

     

    awwwwwwwww....that is so sweet 

  • eagles12555eagles12555 Member Posts: 219

    i gotta pee

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  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987

    ::rolls over to other side of the bed after sex, to see someone else laying there::

     

    ' why hello there '

     

    *added*

    KILL ME NOW!

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    "I've had better."

    "It'll wear off."

    "Where's my breakfast?"

    "So, how much?"

    "Are you alive?"

    "Did you swallow?"

    "My wife/husband('s) home!"

    "Oops, no condom."

    "Yuwan bai gold?"

     

  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987
    Originally posted by Dekron


    "I've had better."
    "It'll wear off."
    "Where's my breakfast?"
    "So, how much?"
    "Are you alive?"
    "Did you swallow?"
    "My wife/husband('s) home!"
    "Oops, no condom."
    "Yuwan bai gold?"
     



     

    ooh... you won..

     

    lmfao

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    Dekron speaks from experience

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • AnzieAnzie Member Posts: 468

    "make me a sandwish"

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    Originally posted by Spathotan
    The simplest way to put this, is like this. Buying a used/refurbished 360 is on the same plane as sharing a condom in a gangbang with strangers.
  • AsprnBtlAsprnBtl Member Posts: 116
    Originally posted by Anzie


    "make me a sandwish"

     

    how bout "make me dinner"?

  • AnzieAnzie Member Posts: 468
    Originally posted by AsprnBtl

    Originally posted by Anzie


    "make me a sandwish"

     

    how bout "make me dinner"?

     

    better!

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    Originally posted by Spathotan
    The simplest way to put this, is like this. Buying a used/refurbished 360 is on the same plane as sharing a condom in a gangbang with strangers.
  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987
    Originally posted by Anzie


    "make me a sandwish"

     

    Honestly.. what were you thinking?

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by hvc801

    Originally posted by Anzie


    "make me a sandwish"

     

    Honestly.. what were you thinking?

    I'm pretty sure he was hungry.  I don't think "thinking" was ever part of the equation.  I mean, when you're hungry do you ever think?

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987
    Originally posted by Illius

    Originally posted by hvc801

    Originally posted by Anzie


    "make me a sandwish"

     

    Honestly.. what were you thinking?

    I'm pretty sure he was hungry.  I don't think "thinking" was ever part of the equation.  I mean, when you're hungry do you ever think?



     

    You better be right, that better be his excuse!     Otherwise....

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • winterysnowwinterysnow Member Posts: 4

    not "high" enough

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