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Ahh... such a great night!!
metalfoxus
Member Posts: 805
Well, as you all know its "Cabbage Night" ... the night lil' kids run around and egg cars and toilet paper houses... But! The story i am about to tell you is not some evil scheme to egg old man McKowski's new BMW... no... this is a much different story!
I was walking to my friend's house tonight... It was dark out. All of a sudden I see a car slow down near me. It looks like one of those old Volvo station wagons that are shaped like refrigerators and have fake wood all over them. All of a sudden someone throws an egg at me from the car! It misses, hitting the wall next to me. I bend down.... pick up a rock. At that time I felt everything slow down, it was perfect. I threw the rock. They were going forward slowly because they just stopped before. They were at the perfect angle... The rock broke threw a window on the car. A girl in the car (sounded maybe... 16, 17 years old) suddenly screams, "GO! GO! GO!!" and they speed away...
The morale of this story...
Oh man that was so badass when I hit them with the rock!!! 
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Man...I don't know if i'm twisted or what. But that story made me happy and think to myself, "I wish someone threw an egg at me and I could chuck a rock at their backwindow."
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didnt exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
Now if only you had a group of people that broke the drivers window. Yanked the driver out of the car. Along with the other passengers. Broke all the windows, keyed the car. And turned it over.
Then if they asked why you did that. You could say that you were the evil twin of the fonz and you just gelled your hair and they almost messed it up. That and you don't like them throwing unborn baby chickens.
I could have a twisted sense of humor...Or I just hate those little vandalizing punks and think they need their ass whooped.
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didnt exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
Thats like being a 15 year old bouncer at a house party and beating 12th graders with baseball bats when they try to sneak in.
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"When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out." ~Abbie Hoffman
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