New MMO idea (joke)

The setting is an american household and the players are.. well.. pests!  Cockroaches, mice, spiders, flies, you name it. 

Your quest is for survival and annoying the inhabitants of the house as much as possible.  Enjoy the household drama from a new perspective, but dont get noticed or you might get stomped on.  Watch as the women freak out when you run across their table and the men grab the closest would-be weapon, and then hightail it to the nearest crack in the wall.  Level up by eating their garbage and food and join forces with your community to drive the family out of the house!

Imagine when the daughter brings her first boyfriend over for some intimate tongue wrangling, just as you scuttle up her leg, which causes her to jump up breaking her lovers nose!  Outright mock the short-fused adolescent son and succeed in making him rip and massive hole in the wall!  The possibilities are endless!

Beware!  When a house gets a little too infested, the inhabitants will likely call the EXTERMINATORS! Oh no! run for your lives every bug for himself!

You might also fancy a team effort of ultimate infestation without being noticed.  Then when your numbers are high RUSH OUT AND SWARM THE FAMILY AHH! AHH! ITS TOTAL ANARCHY WEEE!!!

yea id play it