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Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

SlytheSlythe Member UncommonPosts: 952

MIDDLETOWN -- A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.

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Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.

The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.

The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.

www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html

If I was walking along and saw a woman wearing a cow suit urinating in public, I would probably find it pretty funny.

Comments

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,358

    Mooooooove along, nothing to see here.

  • SlytheSlythe Member UncommonPosts: 952
    Originally posted by Dekron


    Mooooooove along, nothing to see here.

    Heh +1.

    "Lambda Lambda Lambda and....Omega Mooooos."

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,358
    Originally posted by Slythe

    Originally posted by Dekron


    Mooooooove along, nothing to see here.

    Heh +1.

    "Lambda Lambda Lambda and....Omega Mooooos."

    Such a great movie.

  • SlytheSlythe Member UncommonPosts: 952
    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by Slythe

    Originally posted by Dekron


    Mooooooove along, nothing to see here.

    Heh +1.

    "Lambda Lambda Lambda and....Omega Mooooos."

    Such a great movie.

    Lol yeah it is, one of my all-time favorites.

    *Edited, I'll put the pic in the OP.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,358

    Looks like Lamar gained some weight.

  • SlytheSlythe Member UncommonPosts: 952
    Originally posted by Dekron


    Looks like Lamar gained some weight.

    Haha.

    Seriously, how drunk would you have to be to urinate on your neighbor's porch while wearing a cow suit? The world may never know.

  • WolfenprideWolfenpride Member Posts: 3,988

    Its cause she's african american

    Thats my guess anyways

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