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One sentence-criticize a mmo
nomadian
Member Posts: 3,490
Since there is so much seemingly pent up aggravation, how about we release that with a topic where you pick a mmo and write one sentence criticizing it. I'll start:
WoW- has a strong emphasis on PvP yet forces people to level up via a lame PvE route.
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WAR- has a strong emphasis on PvP yet doesn't force people to level up via a lame PvE route.
UO - EA sucks
RF Online - OMG where to start?
WoW! Where do I start?
Don't be terrorized! You're more likely to die of a car accident, drowning, fire, or murder! More people die every year from prescription drugs than terrorism LOL!
AoC - Only 3 races, "innovative" combat system is crap, "violence and nudity" instead of real content.
D&DO - Should have changed D&D drastically to make it work in an MMO; heavy instancing instead of a huge gameworld that would have been required for this title.
L2 - Great beautiful manga graphics, awful grind, lack of character individuality, lack of item customization.
LotRO - WoW with Tolkien, no female dwarves, bards are the only healers, cant play evil races either, overall too shallow.
WoW - ugly comic graphics, not enough challenge, boring grind as "endgame" that you reach much too fast.
UO - It died after UO:R but no one informed the trammies, account managers, or dev (/laugh) team.
Trammies need to stop polluting the MMORPG landscape. They already have enough games in which to emote hugs and sell garbage by the banks.
EvE: 88% unpersonalized.
WurmOnline: Survival grind.
WoW, EQ(2), whatever: Has endgame.
Muds: you're supposed to type that fast, or program your character to fight for you?
Everything: "Mudflation, or players're just wasting time" leading developers.
Vanguard: Somebody will mess up worse than us someday, that's the day we Strike.
Random F2P: The cake is a lie.
Guildwars: "I can has PvE people, see there they are", The game talking.
I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.
No one of course said you couldn't poke at the game you play
I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.
Pre CU SWG *Insert random hate message here* SOE!!
GW:90% single player
eve:like learning surgery
WoW: I ar3 ub3r l33t 14 y3ar 0ld.w4n4 c1b3r s3x?
WaR: the next big disappointment?
Entropia:Sweating(you only need one word for that)
*Insert generic asian game here*:grind fest, lag fest, bot fest, cash shop fest
Linage 2:buy gold or you have no chance.
Mythos: fix the darn FX problem already!!!!
to be continued when i have more inspiration.
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Remember the good old days when devs made games just for the sake of making a great game?
They are forever gone now all they care is about how much they can earn from them, if they can't make millions they won't make that game.
REMEMBER THE OLD DAYS AND REGRET THEY HAVE PASSED.
Yep, in long hand even (120wpm typers); and you can't do a PvP fight for 3hrs straight without the macros!
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VoyageCentury: Ruined by botters and cheap city PvP scrolls.
EQII: Hello? Anyone home?
Anarchy Online: Can't even remove it from the computer, like a hidden rootkit.
.:| Kevyne@Shandris - Armory |:. - When WoW was #1 - .:| I AM A HOLY PALADIN - Guild Theme |:.
UO: Lag and Ultima IV top-down view interface
EQ: I was great, now I wanna be just like Wow
EQ2: I was never great; and in fact was quite a bit like WoW
EVE: Profanity FTW. LOL 88% unpersonalized, so true.
POBS: I wanna be just like WoW, except on the water
Vanguard: I want to be different, but the investors made me be more similar to WoW than I'd care to admit. Oops and sorry bout that launch
AoC: I'm going to be really different....or not.
Luckily, i don't need you to like me to enjoy video games. -nariusseldon.
In F2P I think it's more a case of the game's trying to play the player's. -laserit
Runescape - Overpopulated small worlds full of adolescents and pre-pubesent 40-year-olds
"The definition of over doesn't have to be, "The End"
