Oh come on guys... the picnic table was askin' for it!!! At any rate, I certainly hope it was plastic. I also can't help but feel a little envious here. Have you ever seen the size of the holes they put in those tables of umbrellas? Man If my rod was that thick, I'd be in porn movies! On a more serious note, there's nothing in the article that says he was within view of anyone but his nosey neighbors. The only reason the school is mentioned is because the proximity bumps this up from a misdemeanor to a federal crime. Yes, the guy needs to be publicly humiliated and made to realize that he should, at the very least, roll the table into his house first. On the other hand, sending someone to prison for carnal knowledge with patio furniture seems a little fuckin' steep to me.
It says in the article that it was a steel table, maybe that's why he didn't want to move it inside?
The guy's obviously got problems, a normal person doesn't wake up in the morning and say "Hey I feel like making a bit of music with my picnic table!" I think it should be a felony for anyone doing that sort of stuff when someone is able to see you.
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
Oh come on guys... the picnic table was askin' for it!!! At any rate, I certainly hope it was plastic. I also can't help but feel a little envious here. Have you ever seen the size of the holes they put in those tables of umbrellas? Man If my rod was that thick, I'd be in porn movies! On a more serious note, there's nothing in the article that says he was within view of anyone but his nosey neighbors. The only reason the school is mentioned is because the proximity bumps this up from a misdemeanor to a federal crime. Yes, the guy needs to be publicly humiliated and made to realize that he should, at the very least, roll the table into his house first. On the other hand, sending someone to prison for carnal knowledge with patio furniture seems a little fuckin' steep to me.
It says in the article that it was a steel table, maybe that's why he didn't want to move it inside?
i agree but he does need to go to a doctor for some help with his prob. and maybe a sex therapist for him and his wife .
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It says in the article that it was a steel table, maybe that's why he didn't want to move it inside?
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The guy's obviously got problems, a normal person doesn't wake up in the morning and say "Hey I feel like making a bit of music with my picnic table!" I think it should be a felony for anyone doing that sort of stuff when someone is able to see you.
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
I know. My neighbors leave me alone when I have sex with my picnic table.
So let's start neutering males ( women can still have their toys ) that have sex with inanimate objects. Prisons will then have no problem.
Fixed.
I know. My neighbors leave me alone when I have sex with my picnic table.
Umm ok then
It says in the article that it was a steel table, maybe that's why he didn't want to move it inside?
i agree but he does need to go to a doctor for some help with his prob. and maybe a sex therapist for him and his wife .