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CryomatrixCryomatrix Member EpicPosts: 3,013

Okay,

So let's post our worst days, here's my day today.

I wake up at 8:00 AM go play EVE find that there is a neutral flying in our 0.0 space, he's in a crow (an interceptor), i get out my interceptor and I lose the interceptor cuz i'm a noob.

Then my friend calls me saying that the check he wrote me for $650 was cashed on March 10. I figured that he gave me teh check and yours truly (that would be me) just lost a check for $650 and some useless loser thief (may he/she get AIDS) cashed it. YES I MAKE ADHD/ADD KIDS LOOK NORMAL.

Then I spaz out because that's what i do when i get mad. I take a broomstick and smash it against some shelves. I smashed it so hard the broom-head went flying. I had no idea where the hell the broom-head went.

I look back at my laptop, to see the screen fucking broken with the broom-head lying on the keyboard. I see radiating polygons of multicolored lines ( this last statement doesn't make sense) from the impact point. The good part is that I can still play EVE though. All i need is the overview and you can play EVE. Hell you can make EVE a text based game and you could still play it properly.

Then I spaz out a few more times (a few tremors after the initial earthquake) I end up smashing a TV and some old wood furniture to pieces.

Anyway, then I had to go drive an hour to pick up my GF/significant other and her cat (who just got declawed). So i drive an hour to pick them up. I get lost on the way back and I was using GPS as well. (Yes, I'm really dumb). Get back to her place and get all naked, going in for the stick . . .

Then the fucking cat jumps on the bed and shits on it. Talk about ruining the mood. THen he has a bunch of dingleberries on his ass and starts leaving shit smears all over the place. So i spend time helping her clean.

Then we got back to extracurricular activities, we're done, i fall asleep forgetting the condom on. Then i wake up and go put change in my car and I got a $25 ticket. WTF. I'm just waiting for the acme anvil to fall on my head or for it to burn when i pee.

So yeah, that is my day currently. What were your worst days?


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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by Cryomatrix


    Okay,
    So let's post our worst days, here's my day today.
    I wake up at 8:00 AM go play EVE find that there is a neutral flying in our 0.0 space, he's in a crow (an interceptor), i get out my interceptor and I lose the interceptor cuz i'm a noob.
    Then my friend calls me saying that the check he wrote me for $650 was cashed on March 10. I figured that he gave me teh check and yours truly (that would be me) just lost a check for $650 and some useless loser thief (may he/she get AIDS) cashed it. YES I MAKE ADHD/ADD KIDS LOOK NORMAL.
    Then I spaz out because that's what i do when i get mad. I take a broomstick and smash it against some shelves. I smashed it so hard the broom-head went flying. I had no idea where the hell the broom-head went.
     
    I look back at my laptop, to see the screen fucking broken with the broom-head lying on the keyboard. I see radiating polygons of multicolored lines ( this last statement doesn't make sense) from the impact point. The good part is that I can still play EVE though. All i need is the overview and you can play EVE. Hell you can make EVE a text based game and you could still play it properly.
    Then I spaz out a few more times (a few tremors after the initial earthquake) I end up smashing a TV and some old wood furniture to pieces.
    Anyway, then I had to go drive an hour to pick up my GF/significant other and her cat (who just got declawed). So i drive an hour to pick them up. I get lost on the way back and I was using GPS as well. (Yes, I'm really dumb). Get back to her place and get all naked, going in for the stick . . .
    Then the fucking cat jumps on the bed and shits on it. Talk about ruining the mood. THen he has a bunch of dingleberries on his ass and starts leaving shit smears all over the place. So i spend time helping her clean.
    Then we got back to extracurricular activities, we're done, i fall asleep forgetting the condom on. Then i wake up and go put change in my car and I got a $25 ticket. WTF. I'm just waiting for the acme anvil to fall on my head or for it to burn when i pee.
    So yeah, that is my day currently. What were your worst days?
     



    I had more of a worst period of my life about a year ago...A girl that I was involved with and I had helped through a very tough time in her life due to some poor decisions that she had made a year prior decided to stop talking to me, and then a week later decides to start dating another guy...Never said a word to me about it, just kinda up and left...really messed me up emotionally for awhile...Lots of drama went with it, but I'm not going to really get into it here...I'm over it now though, it's just sorta funny to talk about at this point.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • RajaiRajai Member UncommonPosts: 328

    The day I discovered women amirite?

    Seriously i can't remember the worst day of my life

    I've had quite a few

    and I'm quite sure most of them involved women

    ...and

    to make this sound less vague

    most of them were because of women

    Trump 2016

  • MuraisMurais Member UncommonPosts: 1,118

      One week earlier this year, I had my folks almost divorce, a girl I really liked reject me, my #1 college decline me, and the only relative I actual liked (my cousin) die. I was close to finding a tall building.

     

     

       ... Not really. But it sucked.

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,083

    When one of my best friends killed himself my senior year. The fact that he tried cutting and failed, then his mom followed the blood trail to their backyard, where he used a shotgun, made it all the worse.

  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    the day i post about my worst day to a bunch of strangers online.

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    98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.

  • mike470mike470 General CorrespondentMember Posts: 2,396
    Originally posted by Vampir


    the day i post about my worst day to a bunch of strangers online.



    That would be a terrible daay, wouldn't it?

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,083
    Originally posted by Vampir


    the day i post about my worst day to a bunch of strangers online.

    touche, sir,touche.

  • AnofalyeAnofalye Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 7,433

    Feb 14; 1994

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  • HYPERI0NHYPERI0N Member Posts: 3,515

    The day i learnt that the reason i felt so unwell was because i had organ Failure and would have to rely on Stressful treatments to live from then on.

     

     

    So what do i win a Cookie?

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  • UniqueNameUniqueName Member Posts: 102

    A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the

    kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it

    accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the

    handlebars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the

    motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the

    crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor,

    cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio

    door.



    The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived

    on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to

    the street to escort the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance

    arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife

    uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.



    Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels,

    blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was

    treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the

    shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became

    despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the

    toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped

    it between his legs into the toilet bowl while seated. The wife, who was

    in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She

    ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers

    had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of

    his legs, and his groin.



    The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same

    paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The

    paramedics loaded the husband onto the stretcher and began carrying him to

    the street.



    While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the

    wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned

    himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of

    them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down

    the remaining stairs and broke his arm.



    Taken from a Florida Newspaper.

    --------------------------------

    The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:



    You're a Siamese twin.



    Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.



    You're not.



    He has a date coming over today.



    But you have the only ass.



    Feel better now?

     

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