Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!


wyvexwyvex Member UncommonPosts: 346

this is really important, and i cant find an answer so im asking on this forum. im really in need of a full body detox. whats the fastest working detox? how much is it, were can i get it, and were can i get it? pls! need answer fast!!



  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286

    Order some of the fake viagra you get in spam e-mails. That'll clear you out real quick.

    I'm not gonna pretend to know if this would actually help, but either way, I'm suggesting multiple laxatives, simply because its the only thing I can think of off hand, and it would be hilarious if you spent the whole night on the crapper to no avail.

    Yeah, I'm a not a nice person.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047

    Well i dont know about commercial detox's but i know for about a day or two staright dont eat fatty foods or food at all and just drink lemon water with no sugar and that should clear you out, or look up natural body cleanse in google and it will expalin eveything.


    Drug test huh? 


  • bluberryhazebluberryhaze Member Posts: 1,702

    if you need it tonight,a  GNC or health food vitamin store would be your answer. ask the clerk for the drink to detox, possible get 2.


    -I will subtlety invade your psyche-

  • This will be easier if you tell us what specifically you need to detox.

  • sqwigginssqwiggins Member Posts: 286

    I saw this in an article before and thought it was real funny. The following information & pictures may be offensive to some people


  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    go down to a corner in a bad neighborhood of town buy something called "pot" it will be green and you either roll it or smoke it out of a pipe.

    That will clean your system of the pot you already smoked and wont show up on a drug test till two days from now.


    98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.

  • candygirl6candygirl6 Member Posts: 412

    Aw, are you serious, you're 16, don't get involved with anything like that, especially a detox.

    Marijuana stays in your fat cells temporarily and there's nothing you can do to make it leave the cells any faster.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    If you're needing to test clean for MJ, drink two gallons of green tea. You'll pee like a water fountain, but it'll flush it out of your kidneys and such enough to take the pee test. If you are needing to clean up from something else (meth/crack/etc) forget it, you're hosed ( and deservedly so ).

  • SharajatSharajat Member Posts: 926

    You can, however, completely mask its presence in the Urine with a detox.  Its released at a constant rate, so you can surpress it temporarily. 

    Get a detox drink, and follow the instructions.  You will probably need to drink it like 2-4 hours before the detox.  But follow the instructions.  Also, drink tons and tons of water.  That will dilute the chemicals. 

    Follow the instructions and you'll be fine.  These tests are honestly a joke.  I haven't ever had to beat one, but I learned enough in chemistry to know that they're easy.

    Now Hair/Blood tests are very tough to beat, but fortunately THC doesn't show up in hair, and it quickly leaves the blood stream (actually all chemicals quickly leave the blood stream.  Its a post accident thing, not really anything else).


    Oh yeah and, contrary to popular belief, harder drugs may be a horrible idea, but many of them are easier to mask than THC.  Many of them are virtually undetectable past a few days.  Detox should cover most everything.   Don't do them anyway, okay? 


    Edit:  Oh yeah, in case it wasn't clear: FOLLOW THE DAMN INSTRUCTIONS.  Also look around for product testemonials, not just the ones on the side of the box.  Lots of bogus crap out there. 

    In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own.

    -Thomas Jefferson

  • wyvexwyvex Member UncommonPosts: 346

    whats in my system is nothing more then, nug. but im pretty sure im safe now. but i was scared cus you could probably smoke my piss at this moment


Sign In or Register to comment.