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Alot of you might recognize me from the famous Y2K thread back in 2000, when many posters assailed me for my theories about Y2k , the theory of relativity, and existentialism in general. I had lost some credibility and alot of friends from runescape on these boards as well as on the forums at the existentialist centre. However, I'm back and hopefully will be able to explain some of the things that I've learnt in the past 7 years since Y2k happened (or did not, according to some of the carebears on this board). Alot of you have such small, feeble, minds, and cannot comprehend anything beyond watching paris hilton on TV - and therefore feel the need to assault intellectuals among us.
Alot of people like to take the 'safe' route when they speak about controversial issues like the Y2k paradox. These are the same sheep who think darkfall is vaporware and play WoW, Hellgate london, and Everquest.
Recently there was a breakthrough in string theory, and several of the galactic 'time waves' that would occur at year 2000 were found to actually shift in the other direction due to an event horizon occuring within the fabric of time. According to quantum theory, for those of you familiar with advanced physics, when there is a blue shift (opposing a red) of any manner, we can observe a complete reversal of time itself. I'm going to reveal something that may shock some of you - many of you will be angered and will reject this finding, while the rest of you will want comfort, and will want to understand more about this phenomena.
Time itself has reversed, and we are going 'backwards' in time from year 2000.
My side of the argument was right - everything from year 2000 and beyond was destroyed, and the only way we continue to have existence, is by going backwards. The world 'turned around', the moment that Y2K hit, and time reversed; which left everything completely the same - which is why clocks continued counting forward, beyond year 2000. I know there were some idiots on this board who were claiming that nuclear missiles would go off if the clocks went beyond 2000, which was a stupid distraction from the real threat of a resonance cascade through time itself. What we did not predict was the perfection of nature - that the resonance would be perfectly in tune, making the 'time waves' completely unnoticeable and sending the universe in the opposite direction completely.
Go ahead and flame away - I'm absolutely sick of alot of the ignorance that I find on this board from all the carebears on one end and the FFA PvPers on the other - but I am completely satisfied that I know the truth and none of your deluded bullshit will change that.