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  • ElapsedElapsed Member UncommonPosts: 2,329


    Originally posted by Draenor
    Oh come on people..are we seriously entertaining the notion that Rikimaru talks to so many women and has so much game that picking up an underage chick is truly a real concern for him?  THE GUY LIKES ANIME ENOUGH TO MAKE IT HIS AVATAR

    Don't forget he dresses like a Ninja!

  • Manson_FanManson_Fan Member Posts: 46
    Originally posted by grimweeper

    Hey guess what? I got a new sig :)
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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

     

    Originally posted by -Jaguar-


    Riki, come on let's stop these posts. It's obvious you get no girls.

     

    Sure Jag, You always have had a problem with me getting the girls, even when I have helped you through your problems trying to show you that your girl is a TRICK and you didn't believe me. Then come at me finding out her boyfriend is watching you sleeping with her. Yeah say what you want man, but you know better than this. You always have a problem with me posting about females in general man. Maybe you need to stop comming in my topics. Go backstab someone you can get too. I'm obvously not the one who has girl problems. I fully soleved your set of girl troubles.

     Bring the flame me if you want, don't hurt me at all. I'm not the best and I don't really brag it, but I always help out. If you know how to befriend a girl and such, teach them and I taught you. Think about that next time you post that Jag. Your a good man, but I'm getting kinda tired of your bull.

    Originally posted by Draenor


    Oh come on people..are we seriously entertaining the notion that Rikimaru talks to so many women and has so much game that picking up an underage chick is truly a real concern for him?  THE GUY LIKES ANIME ENOUGH TO MAKE IT HIS AVATAR

     

    It's not a real concern, It's just a topic. I was wondering if you guys have better ways of finding out. I mean I do figure that some of you are ladies man right?  My avatar is Mega Man X4's maverick Magma Dragoon...video game. Now it's kinda sad that people are thinking It's a real concern. Many of my topics state things and is a great way for us to pull jokes too. That's what I'm about.

     

     

    Originally posted by grimweeper



    LOL, great image man.

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  • KiamdeKiamde Member CommonPosts: 5,820

    One of my best friends dated a frosh in his Junior year. She was just turning 15 and he was almost 18, so there was a mild legal issue there. Especially with her parents once she found out they were having sex. Of course, she was a fox who could have passed for 18 easily and 4th in her class, so she was mature.

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    I'd be surprised. I known one female that passed as an 18+ at that age. If I was a parent, I could see myself getting a little worked up on the issue of my daughter at 15 dating an 18 year old. Even mature girls are venerable with pressure and trust at a young age in a parents eye.

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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    PS...I'm a 20 year old with a thing for a 17 year old that I met a few days ago...Jail Bait HOOOOO...oh, and do you know how I know that she's 17?  I asked her....it's like magic....

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047

    Originally posted by Draenor


    PS...I'm a 20 year old with a thing for a 17 year old that I met a few days ago...Jail Bait HOOOOO...oh, and do you know how I know that she's 17?  I asked her....it's like magic....
    wow, i think this post just ... well ends the whole thread, i mean asking them seems like a really good idea imo atleast

    Also i like sawtooths idea, just be like wow my driver liscense photo is horrible and then go into a huge convo and make it end up looking at each others liscences...

    And thanks i had that picture saved for a while now just waiting for the perfect moment to post it

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050

    I love riki drama.

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

     

    Originally posted by Draenor


    PS...I'm a 20 year old with a thing for a 17 year old that I met a few days ago...Jail Bait HOOOOO...oh, and do you know how I know that she's 17?  I asked her....it's like magic....

     

    Of course man. I ask. I just want a way of noticing without asking. That's what my thread is about.

     

    Originally posted by modjoe86


    I love riki drama.

    I'm not having drama. Just some people getting the topic all wrong. I just ask if anyone has any ways to figure out in more of a clever way....but you know how riki's topics are. Drama Drama.

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  • Listen friends, normally Riki doesn't have this problem because women 18-35 all find him attractive and his ninja-deadliness irresistable. I once saw Riki turn down a smoking hot fashion model because he cared about her too much to let her suffer from, to put it scientifically, the Riki-addiction. Riki is still traumatized that the first girl he kissed turned into a crazed stalker and started collecting his socks. But, it happens over and over again. One time Riki came home to find a girl he'd been seeing writing a love letter on his own stationary. When questioned by police, her only response was 'I just needed some of that fine ninja-lovin' one more time.' Police in his home town were briefly worried that a new designer drug was sweeping the young women of the area, when several of them were arrested throwing fits, shaking uncontrollably, and screaming that they love Riki and needed more. On further investigation the police concluded that Riki was a person and not a drug, but he might as well be. Riki is responsible for more addicts among women than crack and methamphetamines combined. There is now a cult of young ladies dedicated to the religious ecstacy that is Riki's bedroom, and it's grows every time Riki breaks up with his current girlfriend. There is a support group called RA (Riki-anonymous) dedicated to controlling the base, animal craving Riki's ex's have for him.



    Do not insult Rikimaru, his powers are beyond your ken, his guile and charisma with the ladies overpowering.



    There, never say I never defended you, Riki.



    Oh yeah, Riki is also frequently accompanied by a fox of a lady, but I think that's his sister.

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Sawtooh, you had me on the floor laughing and tearing with that. I have to admit that is the most creative piece of work I've ever seen. That should be my BIO. Yeah man you honestly have my back. Never again I will ever say you never have.

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  • Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    Sawtooh, you had me on the floor laughing and tearing with that. I have to admit that is the most creative piece of work I've ever seen. That should be my BIO. Yeah man you honestly have my back. Never again I will ever say you never have.



    By all means make it your bio. Why not...it's the truth and everyone knows it.



    You'd get more chicks as a pirate though. But nobody's perfect.

  • ZikielZikiel Member Posts: 1,138
    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    Sawtooh, you had me on the floor laughing and tearing with that. I have to admit that is the most creative piece of work I've ever seen. That should be my BIO. Yeah man you honestly have my back. Never again I will ever say you never have.



    By all means make it your bio. Why not...it's the truth and everyone knows it.



    You'd get more chicks as a pirate though. But nobody's perfect.



    Insanity. Unless you're trying to get a girl who likes frills, go for the ninja. Use the powers of stealth lovin', they can't resist. Of course.. you could always pick up drunk chicks as a pirate by pretending to be Captain Morgan. Perhaps you could combine the powers of the ninja and the pirate and become something greater.. something with infinitely more power...

  • ElapsedElapsed Member UncommonPosts: 2,329

    ONOSSS Riki what did you do? I am ruined.

  • Originally posted by Zikiel

    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    Sawtooh, you had me on the floor laughing and tearing with that. I have to admit that is the most creative piece of work I've ever seen. That should be my BIO. Yeah man you honestly have my back. Never again I will ever say you never have.



    By all means make it your bio. Why not...it's the truth and everyone knows it.



    You'd get more chicks as a pirate though. But nobody's perfect.



    Insanity. Unless you're trying to get a girl who likes frills, go for the ninja. Use the powers of stealth lovin', they can't resist. Of course.. you could always pick up drunk chicks as a pirate by pretending to be Captain Morgan. Perhaps you could combine the powers of the ninja and the pirate and become something greater.. something with infinitely more power...



    Abomination! Just as werewolves and vampires shouldn't mix, neither should pirates and ninja. They are incompatible. If you combined them you'd get a freak of nature, something innately wrong and evil. What kind of sword would such a fiend use? The ninja half rejects the cutlass, the pirate half rejects the katana. They'd use foils, truly the most womanish of all swords.

  • ZikielZikiel Member Posts: 1,138
    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    Originally posted by Zikiel

    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    Sawtooh, you had me on the floor laughing and tearing with that. I have to admit that is the most creative piece of work I've ever seen. That should be my BIO. Yeah man you honestly have my back. Never again I will ever say you never have.



    By all means make it your bio. Why not...it's the truth and everyone knows it.



    You'd get more chicks as a pirate though. But nobody's perfect.



    Insanity. Unless you're trying to get a girl who likes frills, go for the ninja. Use the powers of stealth lovin', they can't resist. Of course.. you could always pick up drunk chicks as a pirate by pretending to be Captain Morgan. Perhaps you could combine the powers of the ninja and the pirate and become something greater.. something with infinitely more power...



    Abomination! Just as werewolves and vampires shouldn't mix, neither should pirates and ninja. They are incompatible. If you combined them you'd get a freak of nature, something innately wrong and evil. What kind of sword would such a fiend use? The ninja half rejects the cutlass, the pirate half rejects the katana. They'd use foils, truly the most womanish of all swords.



    Blech! Good point.. a Ninja/Pirate crossover would be the Underworld of the internet, and NOBODY wants that. I need to rethink this.. what could be as awesome as a ninja?.. Oh wait, another ninja... There's no need to combine a ninja with something like a pirate, just combine two ninjas! Wait.. what the hell would that make.. what would a super ninja be? The only thing I can think of the with powers of lovin' that strong would be if you combined Hue Hefner with Prince, and then dressed it all in black...Sounds icky.

  • xpyrofuryxxpyrofuryx Member CommonPosts: 1,587

    Whats with all this Riki-flaming?? (good to see some Riki-defending then, too). Look Ive been here for a while now and if theres one thing I have learned that would be Belgium doesn't exist.... but another very important thing I picked up is that Riki is a ladies-man, no doubt about it. Damn, I mean even I lost a girl to him once (we dont even live near eachother). So please, before this Riki-hate emerges again, think clearly, Riki and the women just go together

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    You can't flame Riki. Riki is the flame.

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  • ZikielZikiel Member Posts: 1,138
    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    You can't flame Riki. Riki is the flame.



    Forgive the pun but.. does that make you flaming?

  • Originally posted by Zikiel

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    You can't flame Riki. Riki is the flame.



    Forgive the pun but.. does that make you flaming?



    You mess with the Riki, you gonna get burned.



    Also, forgive my pun as well.

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Rikimaru has the flames of a dragon. You will get burrnned.

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  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286

    Originally posted by Sawtooth




    Abomination! Just as werewolves and vampires shouldn't mix, neither should pirates and ninja.
    Tell me about it!

    You know, in Morrowind, should one attempt to catch Vampirism as well as the Werewolf disease, you head is suddenly turned 180 degrees from your body and stays that way. Now, I dunno 'bout you, but that'd probably be annoying to me, and not the least bit stylish.

    And as for all the random drama shit, whoopity-fuckin'-doo. I don't really care how many girls anyone on this site gets (Seeing as how its an MMORPG site), and I don't care if anyone brags about getting so much. Everybody, and I repeat everybody, has lied because of the anonymity of the internet about some point/part of their life, I have no doubt. If someone needs the illusion that they get lots of girls, well, what the hell, they can have it. It could just as well be true, seeing as how I don't know anybody whatsoever from here in real life.

    Besides, personally, I'd pity the fool who gets that many girls. Girls rip your heart out through your testicles if you're not paying attention, and the only way to go with them are one-night stands. But thats another tale for another time.

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  • ntcrawlerntcrawler Member Posts: 329

    Originally posted by Draenor


    PS...I'm a 20 year old with a thing for a 17 year old that I met a few days ago...Jail Bait HOOOOO...oh, and do you know how I know that she's 17?  I asked her....it's like magic....

    I sense jealousy :P

    Btw, how is it going with that one girl?

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Originally posted by mithrandir72


    Besides, personally, I'd pity the fool who gets that many girls. Girls rip your heart out through your testicles if you're not paying attention, and the only way to go with them are one-night stands. But thats another tale for another time.
    Truer words were never spoken ( or typed).

    Yet, I still maintain the hope.

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