Once upon the end of a great era there [were] 2 monkeys spanking humans with bananas. Cannibal pygmies, Hung like ( [as] in William Hung) song debut in trees, failed miserably. Then suddenly, Chuck Norris killed 9,000 randy dolphins. So I touched myself in places only a turtle would think of going. Who would ever think that to cure cancer, a testicle's fresh breathe would require spontanious decapitation with a rusty chainsaw. Sadly there were only two bandaids I used where my head used to reside. But glory only led to flatulence. But since cancer is completely prone to nothing really.
Everyone knows I'm sexy. I eat worlds, and mom's oddly shaped secret toys (vibrating toys.)4,000 different shapes and sizes of pleasurable goodness. The world of porn makes me really hawt and President Bush looked at j00r m0th3r and screamed "Gafilta fish!" and "ZOMG!"
Batman boofed Robin all over and yelled "Sucky suck, $5." Then turned to me and whispered "Nice penis." I thought "enough quotations!" and killed AkaJetson 10 with your pet lobster of +5 stamina. "Fire bolt! FIRE BOLT!" it cried! The lobster was gay bashing so I left the house lights on, when suddenly, everybody stripped their wallpaper by breathing toxic gasses.
When is my cat pumping iron? He-Man then ate some food which he though was repulsive and...
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toxic gasses
But I'm an idiot, so you've been warned
. when is
my cat
?
pumping iron
? He-Man then
*Can we please make these sentences a bit longer and more sensical?
which he thought was
* I think you (punkmonk) should put it together now.
?
repulsive, and
Once upon the end of a great era there [were] 2 monkeys spanking humans with bananas. Cannibal pygmies, Hung like ( [as] in William Hung) song debut in trees, failed miserably. Then suddenly, Chuck Norris killed 9,000 randy dolphins. So I touched myself in places only a turtle would think of going. Who would ever think that to cure cancer, a testicle's fresh breathe would require spontanious decapitation with a rusty chainsaw. Sadly there were only two bandaids I used where my head used to reside. But glory only led to flatulence. But since cancer is completely prone to nothing really.
Everyone knows I'm sexy. I eat worlds, and mom's oddly shaped secret toys (vibrating toys.) 4,000 different shapes and sizes of pleasurable goodness. The world of porn makes me really hawt and President Bush looked at j00r m0th3r and screamed "Gafilta fish!" and "ZOMG!"
Batman boofed Robin all over and yelled "Sucky suck, $5." Then turned to me and whispered "Nice penis." I thought "enough quotations!" and killed AkaJetson 10 with your pet lobster of +5 stamina. "Fire bolt! FIRE BOLT!" it cried! The lobster was gay bashing so I left the house lights on, when suddenly, everybody stripped their wallpaper by breathing toxic gasses.
When is my cat pumping iron? He-Man then ate some food which he though was repulsive and...
We should make this into a book.
expirienced NGE
. Domestic capacity
On Time? On Target? Never Quit?
of bush
is very
?
insane because
this thread continues
*I cheated, I'm sorry.
to ramble
on and
the end
of this thread
?
will never
result in
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
Anything decent
THE TOMATO IS NOT A FRUIT, DAMN IT!!!
but cheese.
The moon
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is not