"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
I'm going to piece everything together. Start where Hammer left off.
Once upon the end of a great era there [were] 2 monkeys spanking humans with bananas. Cannibal pygmies, Hung like ( [as] in William Hung) song debut in trees, failed miserably. Then suddenly, Chuck Norris killed 9,000 randy dolphins. So I touched myself in places only a turtle would think of going. Who would ever think that to cure cancer, a testicle's fresh breathe would require spontanious decapitation with a rusty chainsaw. Sadly there were only two bandaids I used where my head used to reside. But glory only led to flatulence. But since cancer is completely prone to nothing really.
Everyone knows I'm sexy. I eat worlds, and mom's oddly shaped secret toys (vibrating toys.) 4,000 different shapes and sizes of...
I'm going to piece everything together. Start where Hammer left off.
Once upon the end of a great era there [were] 2 monkeys spanking humans with bananas. Cannibal pygmies, Hung like ( [as] in William Hung) song debut in trees, failed miserably. Then suddenly, Chuck Norris killed 9,000 randy dolphins. So I touched myself in places only a turtle would think of going. Who would ever think that to cure cancer, a testicle's fresh breathe would require spontanious decapitation with a rusty chainsaw. Sadly there were only two bandaids I used where my head used to reside. But glory only led to flatulence. But since cancer is completely prone to nothing really. Everyone knows I'm sexy. I eat worlds, and mom's oddly shaped secret toys (vibrating toys.)4,000 different shapes and sizes of pleasurable goodness.
Thanks for the assist Punkmonk.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
______________________________ "When Saddam flew that plane into those buildings, I knew it was time to kick some Iranian ass!" -cheer leading, flag waving American
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Everyone knows
I'm sexy.
I eat
worlds, and
oddly shapped
Mom's old
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
secret toys.
Vibrating toys
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
Vibrating toys
4000 different
Vibrating toys
4000 different
shapes and
THE TOMATO IS NOT A FRUIT, DAMN IT!!!
I'm going to piece everything together. Start where Hammer left off.
Once upon the end of a great era there [were] 2 monkeys spanking humans with bananas. Cannibal pygmies, Hung like ( [as] in William Hung) song debut in trees, failed miserably. Then suddenly, Chuck Norris killed 9,000 randy dolphins. So I touched myself in places only a turtle would think of going. Who would ever think that to cure cancer, a testicle's fresh breathe would require spontanious decapitation with a rusty chainsaw. Sadly there were only two bandaids I used where my head used to reside. But glory only led to flatulence. But since cancer is completely prone to nothing really.
Everyone knows I'm sexy. I eat worlds, and mom's oddly shaped secret toys (vibrating toys.) 4,000 different shapes and sizes of...
Thanks for the assist Punkmonk.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
Jeez, this story really sucks
The world
of porn
makes me
______________________________
"When Saddam flew that plane into those buildings, I knew it was time to kick some Iranian ass!"
-cheer leading, flag waving American
really hawt
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
and presidentBush
looked at
j00r m0th3r
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
and screamed
"Gafilta fish!"
And "ZOMG"!
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
when batman
boofed Robin
all over