I recently applied for this job and think I'm more or less a lock. My platform will be 'the swift broom' due to the noise to signal ratio here. I'm now at the stage where I'm looking for toadies and bootlicks. The best way to appease me is with links to reasonably passable Buffy porn.
Anyhow, look to your left, look to your right. That guy who types in CAPS? Yeah, he's first against the wall.