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MMORPG.com mod position

nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
I recently applied for this job and think I'm more or less a lock. My platform will be 'the swift broom' due to the noise to signal ratio here. I'm now at the stage where I'm looking for toadies and bootlicks. The best way to appease me is with links to reasonably passable Buffy porn.

Anyhow, look to your left, look to your right. That guy who types in CAPS? Yeah, he's first against the wall.

...Pika

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  • SramotaSramota Member Posts: 756


    Originally posted by nexus42
    I recently applied for this job and think I'm more or less a lock. My platform will be 'the swift broom' due to the noise to signal ratio here. I'm now at the stage where I'm looking for toadies and bootlicks. The best way to appease me is with links to reasonably passable Buffy porn.
    Anyhow, look to your left, look to your right. That guy who types in CAPS? Yeah, he's first against the wall.


    This thread alone just lost you the position, congrats on that one mate.

    Played so far: 9Dragons, AO, AC, AC2, CoX, DAoC, DF, DnL, DR, DDO, Ent, EvE, EQ, EQ2, FoMK, FFO, Fury, GW, HG:L, HZ, L1, L2, M59, MU, NC1, NC2, PS, PT, R:O, RF:O, RYL, Ryzom, SL, SB, SW:G, TR, TCoS, MX:O, UO, VG, WAR, WoW...
    It all sucked.

  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    Actually I think your reply just secured me the position.

    Also, you better be British or Australian, because Americans who use the word 'mate' in that context are among the first group I'm banning.

    ...Pika

  • AmalaricAmalaric Member Posts: 480

    I have heard this talk about noise to signal ratio before.

    Maybe you should work at radio shack?

  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    Originally posted by Amalaric


    I have heard this talk about noise to signal ratio before.
    Maybe you should work at radio shack?
    That is an excellent idea, unfortunatly I will be too busy with my new fiefdom here at mmorpg.com to seek gainful employment.

    ...Pika

  • ownedyou1ownedyou1 Member Posts: 364
    This guy can't be serious.
  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    If by "can't" you mean "can", then you're spot on sport. I like the cut of your jib. Let's have a virtual lunch and we can discuss opportunities in my gang. HINT: Currently looking for secret squirrel.

    ...Pika

  • SramotaSramota Member Posts: 756


    Originally posted by nexus42
    Actually I think your reply just secured me the position.
    Also, you better be British or Australian, because Americans who use the word 'mate' in that context are among the first group I'm banning.
    Funny enough, there are more places in the world than The 51 states and their prison.
    Might want to look up "Europe" and "Asia"
    Also, your attitude lost you your chance a second time around. Good one.
    I'll be off now before you expose this as your "grand scheme of a joke that everyone fell for"

    Played so far: 9Dragons, AO, AC, AC2, CoX, DAoC, DF, DnL, DR, DDO, Ent, EvE, EQ, EQ2, FoMK, FFO, Fury, GW, HG:L, HZ, L1, L2, M59, MU, NC1, NC2, PS, PT, R:O, RF:O, RYL, Ryzom, SL, SB, SW:G, TR, TCoS, MX:O, UO, VG, WAR, WoW...
    It all sucked.

  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    Originally posted by Sramota


     

    Originally posted by nexus42

    Actually I think your reply just secured me the position.

    Also, you better be British or Australian, because Americans who use the word 'mate' in that context are among the first group I'm banning.

    Funy enough, there are more place in the world than The 51 states and their prison.

    Might want to look up "Europe" and "Asia"

     

    OKAY MATE! HIP HIP!

    ...Pika

  • RedwoodSapRedwoodSap Member Posts: 1,235
    I like him already, he gets my vote. Btw, how much per hour did they offer you?

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  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    Now that we've gotten rid of Sramota we can finally get down to business. First open position:



    * Copy Girl. Must be a girl. Will be responsible for hitting the 'CTRL+C' combo when my keyboard is down.

    ...Pika

  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    Originally posted by RedwoodSap

    I like him already, he gets my vote. Btw, how much per hour did they offer you?
    I would not dream of monetary compensation for the honor. Instead, MMORPG.com has arranged for me to receive old AC2 and Earth and Beyond install disks to do with as I please.

    ...Pika

  • KeoghKeogh Member Posts: 1,099
    Originally posted by nexus42

    I recently applied for this job and think I'm more or less a lock. My platform will be 'the swift broom' due to the noise to signal ratio here. I'm now at the stage where I'm looking for toadies and bootlicks. The best way to appease me is with links to reasonably passable Buffy porn.

    Anyhow, look to your left, look to your right. That guy who types in CAPS? Yeah, he's first against the wall.

    If you are serious, you need to seek professional help, if you are trying to be a comedian, keep your day job.

    Based on the content and lack of any level of maturity or professionalism within your posts in this thread, I'm pasting the moderator opening info here in hopes that a qualified person will apply.

    Forum Moderators

    MMORPG.com is seeking volunteer Moderators for the MMORPG.com forums and live chat. Moderators are responsible for enforcing the Rules of Conduct on the forums and IRC chat, as well as coordinating with the Community Manager and other Moderators about forum policies.

    Requirements:

    Dedication to uphold our Rules of Conduct

    An avid interest in the MMORPG.com community

    An aptitude and willingness to work in a virtual team environment

    Excellent reading comprehension

    Preferred:

    Past experience in forum or chat moderation

    A long-standing history with MMORPG.com

    If you are interested in the MMORPG.com Moderator position please contact Laura Genender via community@mmorpg.com. Please include your forum name, a brief introduction to yourself and why you would be a good MMORPG.com moderator.

    "Don't corpse-camp that idea. Its never gonna rez"
    Bladezz (The Guild)

  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    Keogh, I just want to thank you for setting me straight man. I was planning on making a living by posting on forum boards, but your quick grasp of my psychological nuances, based soley on this thread,  has instead, as you wished, propelled me to indeed seek 'professional help'. Specifically, professional help for my clogged sink, which is now filled with tears due to your biting and insightful commentary.

    ...

    Nah, just kidding. Instead you are going on 'the list' and will be banned as soon as the crown of power rests upon my worthy head. I will give you one chance to avoid the sting of my lash though, but only if you can answer my diabolical riddle!:



    What has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?



    Good luck to you Keogh! ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT MY ASCENDENCY! DEFEAT ME AND THE PRINCESS IS YOURS!

    ...Pika

  • ParaTrooperParaTrooper Member Posts: 1,961

    Riiiiiight. Well good luck with that

    *Notice: The views expressed in this post are solely those of the author... got sick of holding backspace.
    -----------------------------------------
    ParaTrooper, That guy that used to mod the MMORPG.com forums.

  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    Originally posted by ParaTrooper


    Riiiiiight. Well good luck with that
    You, sir, are obviously a confederate in arms to my noble pursuit and will be amply rewarded when my iron fist is clothed in the velvet of mmorpg.com

    ...Pika

  • AmalaricAmalaric Member Posts: 480
    As far as I understands it you must have a five star rating and not had a single post deleted.
  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    Originally posted by Amalaric

    As far as I understand it you must have a five star rating and not had a single post deleted.
    That may be true for the pleebs, but I'm not a guy who plays by the rules. I live hard and die fast, Amalaric. I ride into forums on my motorcycle of justice and do wheelies around frightened old women. I challenge the sherrif to a dance off and save the orphanage. I got a tin watch, a heart of gold, and a cheeseburger in my hand.  A cheeseburger melting with cheddar in a way that reminds you of sloppy kisses on warm summer nights when the world was still our oyster, Amalaric.

    Still our oyster.

    ...Pika

  • AmalaricAmalaric Member Posts: 480
    Okay. *giggles* 
  • KeoghKeogh Member Posts: 1,099

    nexus42,

    You should consider approaching the people at STO.net, I think you would be a perfect fit for their style of moderation.

    "Don't corpse-camp that idea. Its never gonna rez"
    Bladezz (The Guild)

  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    Originally posted by Keogh


    nexus42,
    You should consider approaching the people at STO.net, I think you would be a perfect fit for their style of moderation.
    I appreciate the endorsement. May I use you as a reference if things don't work out here?

    ...Pika

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    If nexus42 becomes a mod here, then I will be applying as well. If the standards have gotten this low, I'd be a fool not to jump at the chance.
  • nexus42nexus42 Member Posts: 288
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    If nexus42 becomes a mod here, then I will be applying as well. If the standards have gotten this low, I'd be a fool not to jump at the chance.
    Or maybe even a fool to jump at the chance?

    ...Pika

  • ZaradisZaradis Member Posts: 241

    This guy to me is hilarious good quality forum humor. :)

     

    Qoute: "I neva *ucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" Tony Montana

  • SWGLoverSWGLover Member Posts: 539

    To th op, you're obviously trolling.

    Reported.

  • khang7khang7 Member Posts: 37
    GL with your aplication ^^

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