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I think we have some creative and talented people here on the site. I would love to read stories, poems, and even bald faced lie submissions from our community. How about giving us a forum to showcase our talents? I've a few yarns to spin for you myself.
Just a thought
"Are we done talking? We are? Good! Can I go kill them now? Right.... Come 'ere ye bastards!!"
(My son speaking to his Japanese Grandmother) " Sorry Obaba, I don't speak Japanese, I only speak human."