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What I would do as a president

What I would do...and what you would do...vote for the best!

Wraithmire-Votes:

Futurename-Votes:

Futurename-Votes:



Include the name you will use in this thread, post what you would do and also vote for one of the future presidents in this thread (or you can wait and vote later), cant vote for yourself.



I hope this is fun...

 

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 I should run for president...I would let porn be viewed by anyone of any age...I mean its natural anyways, you were born without clothes...well unless your a government experiment or something....wait...shh the secret can't get out. Sure there'll be complaining, but can't please everyone...well actually I'll please most with this new law but besides that...

Also I would protect our forests, animals and nature. I would have man-made forests planted to be cut down, but leave everything not manmade to be in peace. The UK does this and I think its a very good idea. Too bad our current president hasn't noticed that idea

 by the UK

I would close our borders, if any illegals tried crossing over ...well they cant cause when I take all the troops out of iraq I would place hundreds of thousands all along the south border of the US

I would help homeless people start a new life, unless they are into drugs, getting drunk all the time or something along those lines...I would send those south, hey if the people from the south can come over I can send my people over too, right? Anyways, as I said, if we helped the homeless they would become wealthy. and even help our country.

All walmarts will be shut down in my country and bulldozed over, inreplace large parks will be built where walmarts used to stand

Everything in the U.S...is made by the U.S. This will help us become stronger and not have to rely on other countries  to make our stuff...and I would make sure they stay the same prices

Games are not the reason for violence...as a leader I will ignore all other opinions made on this subject.

Gas problems, easily fixed with solar technology and hydro whatever technology. As a president I dont need to know the techno terms, so deal with it I would say. Anyways, with solar and hydro whatever we will have a cleaner, cheaper and safe environment. Oh yes and electricity run cars are good too.

Illegal dumpage of sewers WILL NOT BE TOLERATED...as I noticed, here in southern california everytime it rains the local sewer plant "accidently" as an "accident" and leaks a bunch of sewer, strange how its everytime it rains. So when this happens I'll have whoever was involved not charged money like they get charged at the moment...but I'll have them live in the sewers. yes the sewers...okay well, I haven't fully developed my consquence on this...but sewers comes to mind at the moment...must talk to my fellow citizens on what should be done.

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Now if I was president I would do a lot more...but for now, I think these are good to deal with first.

Vote Wraith for president!...The youngest president to ever be in the U.S...At the age of 18.

 

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Comments

  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657
    There's a reason the minimum age to be President is 35.
    "I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone.  It's not.  The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."  Robin Williams
  • WraithmireWraithmire Member Posts: 328
    Originally posted by grunty

    There's a reason the minimum age to be President is 35.
    have fun man, thats what the thread is about.

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    I have a Youtube channel for video games! http://www.youtube.com/user/Vendayn

  • MadAceMadAce Member Posts: 2,461
    Originally posted by grunty

    There's a reason the minimum age to be President is 35.
    QFT
  • I know this is all in fun, but you can't do most of those things as president. It would take an act of congress.

  • JADEDRAG0NJADEDRAG0N Member Posts: 733
    Originally posted by Wraithmire


    What I would do...and what you would do...vote for the best!
    Wraithmire-Votes:
    Futurename-Votes:
    Futurename-Votes:


    Include the name you will use in this thread, post what you would do and also vote for one of the future presidents in this thread (or you can wait and vote later), cant vote for yourself.



    I hope this is fun...
     
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     I should run for president...I would let porn be viewed by anyone of any age...I mean its natural anyways, you were born without clothes...well unless your a government experiment or something....wait...shh the secret can't get out. Sure there'll be complaining, but can't please everyone...well actually I'll please most with this new law but besides that...
    Also I would protect our forests, animals and nature. I would have man-made forests planted to be cut down, but leave everything not manmade to be in peace. The UK does this and I think its a very good idea. Too bad our current president hasn't noticed that idea

     by the UK Actually what we do is for every man made tree we cut down we plant 2 baby trees in its place
    I would close our borders, if any illegals tried crossing over ...well they cant cause when I take all the troops out of iraq I would place hundreds of thousands all along the south border of the US lol sorry but this puts a funny image in my mind.
    I would help homeless people start a new life, unless they are into drugs, getting drunk all the time or something along those lines...I would send those south, hey if the people from the south can come over I can send my people over too, right? Anyways, as I said, if we helped the homeless they would become wealthy. and even help our country. Very unchristian sometime people turn to drink and drugs becasue they have lost all hope.
    All walmarts will be shut down in my country and bulldozed over, inreplace large parks will be built where walmarts used to stand
    Everything in the U.S...is made by the U.S. This will help us become stronger and not have to rely on other countries  to make our stuff...and I would make sure they stay the same prices Communist russia did this the result were the food Ques.
    Games are not the reason for violence...as a leader I will ignore all other opinions made on this subject.
    Gas problems, easily fixed with solar technology and hydro whatever technology. As a president I dont need to know the techno terms, so deal with it I would say. Anyways, with solar and hydro whatever we will have a cleaner, cheaper and safe environment. Oh yes and electricity run cars are good too. That tech is still impracticall you will need conventianall fuel sources too.
    Illegal dumpage of sewers WILL NOT BE TOLERATED...as I noticed, here in southern california everytime it rains the local sewer plant "accidently" as an "accident" and leaks a bunch of sewer, strange how its everytime it rains. So when this happens I'll have whoever was involved not charged money like they get charged at the moment...but I'll have them live in the sewers. yes the sewers...okay well, I haven't fully developed my consquence on this...but sewers comes to mind at the moment...must talk to my fellow citizens on what should be done.
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    Now if I was president I would do a lot more...but for now, I think these are good to deal with first.
    Vote Wraith for president!...The youngest president to ever be in the U.S...At the age of 18.
     
  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    Free pie

     

    vote for me.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • KorususKorusus Member UncommonPosts: 831
    Originally posted by Draenor


    Free pie
     
    vote for me.
    What's sad is that I totally would...as long as you could guarantee my receipt of pie.



    Mmm...pie.

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  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863

    Ok I find it disturbing that anyone of any age could view porn under your presidency, double anal, double vaginal is not fucking natural! and should only be viewed by someone that is mature. You see where im getting at? while some porn is ok, theres some sick shit out there that shouldn't really be viewed by anyone.

    O_o o_O

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by Bigdavo


    Ok I find it disturbing that anyone of any age could view porn under your presidency, double anal, double vaginal is not fucking natural! and should only be viewed by someone that is mature. You see where im getting at? while some porn is ok, theres some sick shit out there that shouldn't really be viewed by anyone.



    He supports porn...but also animals...so is animal porn a grey area here?

    Not that it matters...I will be elected because I have promised pie, and if there is one thing that Americans like...it's pie.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • ...can I get pumpkin pie on that deal, or is it only one type of pie offered?

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by Sawtooth


    ...can I get pumpkin pie on that deal, or is it only one type of pie offered?
    There will be a multitude of pie types.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • alerumalerum Member Posts: 407
    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Bigdavo


    Ok I find it disturbing that anyone of any age could view porn under your presidency, double anal, double vaginal is not fucking natural! and should only be viewed by someone that is mature. You see where im getting at? while some porn is ok, theres some sick shit out there that shouldn't really be viewed by anyone.



    He supports porn...but also animals...so is animal porn a grey area here?

    Not that it matters...I will be elected because I have promised pie, and if there is one thing that Americans like...it's pie.


    hmmm make it cheese cake and you have my vote
  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by alerum

    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Bigdavo


    Ok I find it disturbing that anyone of any age could view porn under your presidency, double anal, double vaginal is not fucking natural! and should only be viewed by someone that is mature. You see where im getting at? while some porn is ok, theres some sick shit out there that shouldn't really be viewed by anyone.



    He supports porn...but also animals...so is animal porn a grey area here?

    Not that it matters...I will be elected because I have promised pie, and if there is one thing that Americans like...it's pie.


    hmmm make it cheese cake and you have my vote

    Done

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • albinofreakalbinofreak Member Posts: 449

    If I was President, I'd expand the military. Then I'd kill all  the other branches of government (literally... think Jedi temple in Revenge of the Sith), do away with states and be the sole ruler of the 1st American Empire. Then I'd lobotomize half the population and anyone who tried to get away or tried to bring down my dictatorship. I'd also commission scientists to find out how to transfer my brain into a robot after I die so I can live and rule forever. Then I'd take over Canada and Mexico, and slowly work out from there. I'd turn Earth into a nightmarish world where my ever whim is realized and I'd bang all the women I wanted... at the same time. Then I'd take over the Universe. Then I'd turn all the humans into robots who are hooked up to my brain so that I could control all of humanity with a thought... then I'd command all the people who posted dumb ass threads about what they'd do as President to go face first into a black hole.

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