This may make me sound gay, but I'm not. Not that I have anything against gay people, because I don't at all. But I just don't want anyone to get the wrong idea from my story.
Anyways, I'm so mad at life. I know there are some things you can't change and you have to accept but some things are just unfair.
Like today. I have this buddy that I run around with who is a cool guy. But he's pretty small. I go to the gym a lot so he asked me if I would mind if he started going with me. He wanted someone to go with who knew what to do and to be a workout partner. I said sure.
Well, today was our first day. And after working out we hit the showers. After we got done we were getting dressed at the lockers and I caught a look at this guys penis. It was freakin' huge!!! I even said something to him about it. I couldn't believe it.
I mean, what the heck! This guy is tiny! I thought that little guys didn't have much testosterone or something.
I know this sounds weird, but I played football in high school with some big guys. And this guy had the hugest willy I've ever seen. He could be in porn easily. Except that he's so tiny.
And yes, I'm jealous.