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Life is so unfair :(

This may make me sound gay, but I'm not.  Not that I have anything against gay people, because I don't at all.  But I just don't want anyone to get the wrong idea from my story.

Anyways, I'm so mad at life.  I know there are some things you can't change and you have to accept but some things are just unfair.

Like today.  I have this buddy that I run around with who is a cool guy.  But he's pretty small.  I go to the gym a lot so he asked me if I would mind if he started going with me.  He wanted someone to go with who knew what to do and to be a workout partner.  I said sure.

Well, today was our first day.  And after working out we hit the showers.  After we got done we were getting dressed at the lockers and I caught a look at this guys penis.  It was freakin' huge!!!  I even said something to him about it.  I couldn't believe it.

I mean, what the heck!  This guy is tiny!  I thought that little guys didn't have much testosterone or something. 

I know this sounds weird, but I played football in high school with some big guys.  And this guy had the hugest willy I've ever seen.  He could be in porn easily.  Except that he's so tiny.

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And yes, I'm jealous.



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  • AnagethAnageth Member Posts: 2,217
    It's not the size that matters, it what you do with it.

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  • GarmanGarman Member Posts: 69

    Originally posted by Anageth
    It's not the size that matters, it what you do with it.
    That's what every guy with low self esteem keep telling themselves.


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  • AnagethAnageth Member Posts: 2,217



    Originally posted by Garman



    Originally posted by Anageth
    It's not the size that matters, it what you do with it.

    That's what every guy with low self esteem keep telling themselves.



    If you knew me you'd know I have plenty of self esteem. Besides, mine's a good size anyway. :)

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  • GarmanGarman Member Posts: 69

    Originally posted by Anageth
    Originally posted by Garman
    Originally posted by Anageth
    It's not the size that matters, it what you do with it.
    That's what every guy with low self esteem keep telling themselves.

    If you knew me you'd know I have plenty of self esteem. Besides, mine's a good size anyway. :)

    Lol I didn't mean you specific, but guys in general
    Atleast you're not  one of them image


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  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,696
    Lol dude, maybe you should try some male enhancements, huh?  Oh, and stop looking at other guys dicks.. thats just wierd, and telling him that he has a large penis probably isn't ... well, it just isn't right.


  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239



    Originally posted by Xexima
    Lol dude, maybe you should try some male enhancements, huh?  Oh, and stop looking at other guys dicks.. thats just wierd, and telling him that he has a large penis probably isn't ... well, it just isn't right.



    this thread is way way way way way way creeping me out..........

    looking at another guy like that is just wrong.......

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  • Driver8Driver8 Member Posts: 81

    Originally posted by Xexima
    Lol dude, maybe you should try some male enhancements, huh?  Oh, and stop looking at other guys dicks.. thats just wierd, and telling him that he has a large penis probably isn't ... well, it just isn't right.
    People are so weird about that.  I mean, it's just another person who's naked.  It's not like I'm looking at a girl and being lustful.  I mean, we were in the shower room and this guy has a porn penis.  Wouldn't you say something?  It's not like you see stuff like that in real life all the time.  It's like an enigma.  You just gotta look.  image

    If someone said that to me (or if I had that equipment) I would understand.  I would probably expect it.


  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    You can't control the size of your member or the size of others, but you can control is your perspective on the whole matter. If it you can make a woman smile and moan, that's all that matters.

    You're story was funny though, you never know what a person's packing.

    "Fat, skinny, short or tall, black or brown, I take them all!" - studroberts


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  • AwakenedAwakened Member UncommonPosts: 595

    I had a friend who was on the wrestling team, he was about 4'9" and had a footlong (reports from my friend at the time who is now my wife, heh).  If I saw something like that I would probably look at it, not stare or anything, but when a dwarf is packing that kind of heat it's too much of a suprise not to look at all.  I don't think I would have said anything though, that's kinda of wierd to me.

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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Okay, I lift weights almost every day and uhh...just what the hell were you doing showering in a gym?  Nobody does that but the 80 year old guys...shower when you get home.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918

    Originally posted by Draenor
    Okay, I lift weights almost every day and uhh...just what the hell were you doing showering in a gym?  Nobody does that but the 80 year old guys...shower when you get home.
    Hey man every gym is different. Some people like to use the steamroom and showers there. Besides that saves on the bills at home.

    On a side not, I heard that after a workout, if you go to the steamroom for a bit, then take a cold shower it's good for your acne. (if you got any)


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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918



    Originally posted by Boozbaz



    Originally posted by Draenor
    Okay, I lift weights almost every day and uhh...just what the hell were you doing showering in a gym?  Nobody does that but the 80 year old guys...shower when you get home.

    Hey man every gym is different. Some people like to use the steamroom and showers there. Besides that saves on the bills at home.

    On a side not, I heard that after a workout, if you go to the steamroom for a bit, then take a cold shower it's good for your acne. (if you got any)


    Something most likely discovered by men who had side effects from steroid use :)

    I hate steam rooms...if I want to be hot and sweaty for no reason, I'll stick my head in an oven.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,083

    This thread has been thoroughly enjoyable. THanks everyone.

    Oh, and I'm right with Driver on this one. I think you have to have a certain relationship with people to be comfortable enough to say anything. With most of my friends, if I caught a glimpse of their package and it was huge, it would make for a great topic of conversation with him. We aren't gay in the least, or even bicurious georges, we are just comfortable enough with each other to recognize a large penis and acknowdge it.


  • NeonShadowNeonShadow Member UncommonPosts: 326
    homo in denial
  • AbsoluteDudeAbsoluteDude Member Posts: 241

    it dont matter if he has a large one he has to know how to work it

    if you know what i mean

    some guy with a tiny dick could know how to work it and make her happy

     

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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918

    Originally posted by modjoe86


    I'm right behind ya (if you know what I mean)


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  • reavoreavo Member Posts: 2,173

    Originally posted by Draenor
    Okay, I lift weights almost every day and uhh...just what the hell were you doing showering in a gym?  Nobody does that but the 80 year old guys...shower when you get home.
    I shower at the gym after working out.  I want to get the sweat and stink off of me as quickly as possible.  It's uncomfortable.  Besides most times I don't go straight home from the gym.  I usually go over to a friends house or something.  But regardless, I want to get clean as soon as soon as I can.  Plus, like someone else said, I don't have to pay for the hot water, shampoo, soap, or laundry detergent for the towel.  It's economical.


  • reavoreavo Member Posts: 2,173

    Originally posted by modjoe86
    This thread has been thoroughly enjoyable. THanks everyone.

    Oh, and I'm right with Driver on this one. I think you have to have a certain relationship with people to be comfortable enough to say anything. With most of my friends, if I caught a glimpse of their package and it was huge, it would make for a great topic of conversation with him. We aren't gay in the least, or even bicurious georges, we are just comfortable enough with each other to recognize a large penis and acknowdge it.

    Same here.  I think some people are just uncomfortable with nakedness or something.  It's a societal thing for sure.  I guess they're the same people who would be easily persuaded by peer pressure.


  • reavoreavo Member Posts: 2,173

    Originally posted by AbsoluteDude
    it dont matter if he has a large one he has to know how to work it if you know what i mean some guy with a tiny dick could know how to work it and make her happy  
    Yeah, but if you've got the large one and don't know how to use it, you can always learn.

    If you've got the tiny tot, there ain't no lengthening it.



  • WolfjunkieWolfjunkie Member Posts: 985

    Originally posted by NeonShadow
    homo in denial
    Or a man who is secure about his sexuality.
    I mean seriously, if you can't see the funny part in this situation, you're probaly thinking about it the wrong way - Which makes you more likely to be gay, than the OP.


  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918



    Originally posted by reavo



    Originally posted by Draenor
    Okay, I lift weights almost every day and uhh...just what the hell were you doing showering in a gym?  Nobody does that but the 80 year old guys...shower when you get home.

    I shower at the gym after working out.  I want to get the sweat and stink off of me as quickly as possible.  It's uncomfortable.  Besides most times I don't go straight home from the gym.  I usually go over to a friends house or something.  But regardless, I want to get clean as soon as soon as I can.  Plus, like someone else said, I don't have to pay for the hot water, shampoo, soap, or laundry detergent for the towel.  It's economical.


    What gym do you go to that provides shampoo, soap, and laundry detergent for free?

    Honestly, some guys are such prudes and sissies when it comes to being sweaty...you're a guy, you're supposed to get sweaty and gross, if it's a case where you gotta be somewhere right afterwards then I can see maybe showering at the gym, but in no other case is it really necessary.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • kimosabekimosabe Member Posts: 516



    Originally posted by Driver8
    ...  I thought that little guys didn't have much testosterone or something. 

    ...



    Actually smaller/skinnier guys have a higher concentration of testosterone. Since testosterone is a fat-soluble hormone, guys with less body fat have more of it flowing in their system, and guys who're bigger usually lose it to whatever amount of fat they have stored on their body. (This explains "man-boobs" and the notorious small size of heavier men.) I ran XC and track in High School, and there's plenty of showertime to support that observation, as XC guys were lighter and "larger" than most tracksters.

    I'm not gay, but I don't have anything against gay men, and have quite a few gay friends. The wierd thing is that people jump to conclusions and love to slap the Gay title on anyone who's secure enough with themselves and the people around them to not avoid it when it comes to attention. A lot of you guys here sound just like my little brother, who's a raging homophobic: "OMG d00dz you p33kd @ his ==D! Ur teh Gheyz0rdz!"

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  • reavoreavo Member Posts: 2,173

    Originally posted by Draenor
    Originally posted by reavo
    Originally posted by Draenor
    Okay, I lift weights almost every day and uhh...just what the hell were you doing showering in a gym?  Nobody does that but the 80 year old guys...shower when you get home.
    I shower at the gym after working out.  I want to get the sweat and stink off of me as quickly as possible.  It's uncomfortable.  Besides most times I don't go straight home from the gym.  I usually go over to a friends house or something.  But regardless, I want to get clean as soon as soon as I can.  Plus, like someone else said, I don't have to pay for the hot water, shampoo, soap, or laundry detergent for the towel.  It's economical.

    What gym do you go to that provides shampoo, soap, and laundry detergent for free?

    Honestly, some guys are such prudes and sissies when it comes to being sweaty...you're a guy, you're supposed to get sweaty and gross, if it's a case where you gotta be somewhere right afterwards then I can see maybe showering at the gym, but in no other case is it really necessary.


    I've been a member of 3 different gyms and all three provided those things to their members.  One of them was the Y and they even had soap and shampoo.  And the laundry detergent I'm talking about is that they provide me with a towel that I don't have to wash.   I just drop it in their dirty laundry basket as I head out.

    What's the matter?  Are you afraid of showering at the gym?  Do you have a fear of someone peeking at your weenie?  image

    I really don't care who sees my penis in the locker room.  If they want to look at me then have at it.  I'm anatomically correct.  lol.


  • HocheteHochete Member CommonPosts: 1,210

    this story makes you sounder gayer than boy george.. never, ever repeat it to anybody if you aren't planning on comming out of the closet. even if you are, i'd still keep it under wraps tbh.

     

     

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918



    Originally posted by reavo

     I've been a member of 3 different gyms and all three provided those things to their members.  One of them was the Y and they even had soap and shampoo.  And the laundry detergent I'm talking about is that they provide me with a towel that I don't have to wash.   I just drop it in their dirty laundry basket as I head out.

    Your Y must have been better than the one that I used to go to, because mine never had anything like that.

    What's the matter?  Are you afraid of showering at the gym?  Do you have a fear of someone peeking at your weenie?  image

    I've been involved in athletics all my life, so other guys seeing and even holding my junk was something that I had to deal with because of mandatory physicals...It's something that I avoid if possible...and I think that most people would agree that they avoid being naked in front of other people if it's reasonable to do so.





    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

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