This may make me sound gay, but I'm not. Not that I have anything against gay people, because I don't at all. But I just don't want anyone to get the wrong idea from my story.
Anyways, I'm so mad at life. I know there are some things you can't change and you have to accept but some things are just unfair.
Like today. I have this buddy that I run around with who is a cool guy. But he's pretty small. I go to the gym a lot so he asked me if I would mind if he started going with me. He wanted someone to go with who knew what to do and to be a workout partner. I said sure.
Well, today was our first day. And after working out we hit the showers. After we got done we were getting dressed at the lockers and I caught a look at this guys penis. It was freakin' huge!!! I even said something to him about it. I couldn't believe it.
I mean, what the heck! This guy is tiny! I thought that little guys didn't have much testosterone or something.
I know this sounds weird, but I played football in high school with some big guys. And this guy had the hugest willy I've ever seen. He could be in porn easily. Except that he's so tiny.
What gives?
And yes, I'm jealous.
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If you knew me you'd know I have plenty of self esteem. Besides, mine's a good size anyway.
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If you knew me you'd know I have plenty of self esteem. Besides, mine's a good size anyway.
Lol I didn't mean you specific, but guys in general
Atleast you're not one of them
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this thread is way way way way way way creeping me out..........
looking at another guy like that is just wrong.......
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
If someone said that to me (or if I had that equipment) I would understand. I would probably expect it.
You're story was funny though, you never know what a person's packing.
"Fat, skinny, short or tall, black or brown, I take them all!" - studroberts
I had a friend who was on the wrestling team, he was about 4'9" and had a footlong (reports from my friend at the time who is now my wife, heh). If I saw something like that I would probably look at it, not stare or anything, but when a dwarf is packing that kind of heat it's too much of a suprise not to look at all. I don't think I would have said anything though, that's kinda of wierd to me.
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Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
On a side not, I heard that after a workout, if you go to the steamroom for a bit, then take a cold shower it's good for your acne. (if you got any)
On a side not, I heard that after a workout, if you go to the steamroom for a bit, then take a cold shower it's good for your acne. (if you got any)
Something most likely discovered by men who had side effects from steroid use
I hate steam rooms...if I want to be hot and sweaty for no reason, I'll stick my head in an oven.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
This thread has been thoroughly enjoyable. THanks everyone.
Oh, and I'm right with Driver on this one. I think you have to have a certain relationship with people to be comfortable enough to say anything. With most of my friends, if I caught a glimpse of their package and it was huge, it would make for a great topic of conversation with him. We aren't gay in the least, or even bicurious georges, we are just comfortable enough with each other to recognize a large penis and acknowdge it.
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it dont matter if he has a large one he has to know how to work it
if you know what i mean
some guy with a tiny dick could know how to work it and make her happy
If you've got the tiny tot, there ain't no lengthening it.
I mean seriously, if you can't see the funny part in this situation, you're probaly thinking about it the wrong way - Which makes you more likely to be gay, than the OP.
What gym do you go to that provides shampoo, soap, and laundry detergent for free?
Honestly, some guys are such prudes and sissies when it comes to being sweaty...you're a guy, you're supposed to get sweaty and gross, if it's a case where you gotta be somewhere right afterwards then I can see maybe showering at the gym, but in no other case is it really necessary.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Actually smaller/skinnier guys have a higher concentration of testosterone. Since testosterone is a fat-soluble hormone, guys with less body fat have more of it flowing in their system, and guys who're bigger usually lose it to whatever amount of fat they have stored on their body. (This explains "man-boobs" and the notorious small size of heavier men.) I ran XC and track in High School, and there's plenty of showertime to support that observation, as XC guys were lighter and "larger" than most tracksters.
I'm not gay, but I don't have anything against gay men, and have quite a few gay friends. The wierd thing is that people jump to conclusions and love to slap the Gay title on anyone who's secure enough with themselves and the people around them to not avoid it when it comes to attention. A lot of you guys here sound just like my little brother, who's a raging homophobic: "OMG d00dz you p33kd @ his ==D! Ur teh Gheyz0rdz!"
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Je mettrai l'amour sur dos de moi.
What gym do you go to that provides shampoo, soap, and laundry detergent for free?
Honestly, some guys are such prudes and sissies when it comes to being sweaty...you're a guy, you're supposed to get sweaty and gross, if it's a case where you gotta be somewhere right afterwards then I can see maybe showering at the gym, but in no other case is it really necessary.
I've been a member of 3 different gyms and all three provided those things to their members. One of them was the Y and they even had soap and shampoo. And the laundry detergent I'm talking about is that they provide me with a towel that I don't have to wash. I just drop it in their dirty laundry basket as I head out.
What's the matter? Are you afraid of showering at the gym? Do you have a fear of someone peeking at your weenie?
I really don't care who sees my penis in the locker room. If they want to look at me then have at it. I'm anatomically correct. lol.
this story makes you sounder gayer than boy george.. never, ever repeat it to anybody if you aren't planning on comming out of the closet. even if you are, i'd still keep it under wraps tbh.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.