Ok, here's the format for this. One person asks a stupid question, then another person answers with a stupid answer. The guy who answered the last question also posts a new question. The stupid answer does not have to make sense (it's probably better if it doesn't). Please do not answer you own question unless you are trying to bump this thread.
Why does George Bush hate black people?
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.