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Once more into the breach.. if you don't hear from me in 21 days Smed killed me.

ShaydeShayde Member Posts: 4,529
I'm taking the trial.



Dying to see the old place and put an obscene note at the door about
the nge and such... make sure the house stands until Sunset.



That, and I'm tired of noobs and fanbois crying "How do you KNOW it sucks if you haven't tried it???"



I'm going to post here my state-of-mind GONZO journalistic impressions
on what a year of idocy have done to the game I loved. First to find
out how to remove that stupid third person-shoulder-view.



If I don't survive, make me a martyr.




Shayde - SWG (dead)
Proud member of the Cabal.
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It sounds great, so great in fact, I pitty those who canceled :( - Some deluded SWG fanboi who pities me.
I don't like it when you say things. - A Vanguard fan who does too.
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  • MMO_ManMMO_Man Member Posts: 666
    Be sure to take lots of screenshots, I wanna see all the people that Obriak claims are playing.image


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    I sleep with a pillow under my gun.

  • ShaydeShayde Member Posts: 4,529

    Loading disks.

    The Rolling Stones' song Satisfaction
    just started playing on my jukebox. Do I take it as a sign when Mick
    tells me "I can't get no... Satisfaction... But I try.. but I try.. But
    I try......"

    Stop it Mick, I'm trying to be fair. Like the
    stone cold judge who sits on matters of life and death.. like the man
    who stands at the brink of insanity screaming how the LINE IS HERE AND
    NOBODY SHOULD CROSS.

    Ding.. disk 4.


    Shayde - SWG (dead)
    Proud member of the Cabal.
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    It sounds great, so great in fact, I pitty those who canceled :( - Some deluded SWG fanboi who pities me.
    I don't like it when you say things. - A Vanguard fan who does too.
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  • ShaydeShayde Member Posts: 4,529

    Computer doesn't like disk four. Is it tellig me something?

    Now the Stones are playing "The Last Time"

    Mick, Keith, are they omens? Are they sirens calling me to the rocks?



    The screenshot is of a YT-1300... I miss my ship. She was red. I called her home.


    Shayde - SWG (dead)
    Proud member of the Cabal.
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    imageimage
    It sounds great, so great in fact, I pitty those who canceled :( - Some deluded SWG fanboi who pities me.
    I don't like it when you say things. - A Vanguard fan who does too.
    09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0

  • ShaydeShayde Member Posts: 4,529
    I don't believe in Destiny.



    Disk 5 won't read.



    The Stones are singing "You Can't Always Get what you Want"



    It's on shuffle, I swear. Is Mick a rock star or a prophet?




    Shayde - SWG (dead)
    Proud member of the Cabal.
    image

    imageimage
    It sounds great, so great in fact, I pitty those who canceled :( - Some deluded SWG fanboi who pities me.
    I don't like it when you say things. - A Vanguard fan who does too.
    09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0

  • iskareotiskareot Member Posts: 2,143

    Trust me... alot of us did this.

    Your in for a shock and some sadness really.

    It is not the game it once was...

    You need nothing, it is so hollow now it's pretty much a depressing thing to see.

     

    Disney toon town online has at least 10 times the population that SWG does.

    ______________________________
    I usually picture the Career builder commercial with the room full of monkeys and upside down sales chart when thinking about the SOE/SWG decision making process.....
    SOE's John Blakely and Todd Fiala issued a warning: "Don't make our mistakes." Ref NGE
    Winner of the worst MMOS goes to.... the NGE and SWG..!!! http://www.mmorpg.com/showFeature.cfm?loadFeature=1034&bhcp=1

  • Wildcat84Wildcat84 Member Posts: 2,304
    You can download the trial client and install it.  It will patch in the missing files if you have a valid account.




  • ShaydeShayde Member Posts: 4,529
    Done



    Or so I thought. Waiting for 3 hours for the nge to patch is like
    getting socks as a christmas present. Mick is singing "Mixed Emotions"
    now and is still proving to be wiser than Budda.



    I must wipe this thinking away or people will sully my integrity.. they
    will question my impartialness. Should I start playing some Pop crap to
    stop the power of the Stones?



    They're playing "Miss You" now. I miss the game I loved. Will she be
    the same? I know she won't. Will she still know how to give me a good
    time?



    Three Hours



    Three hours will either make it better or suck all that much more.



    (P.S.... I am not responding to posts here. This is just my thoughts
    spilling out on the page as Hunter Thompson would have done. I'm not
    ignoring you and I welcome your comments. Discussion time for me is
    later, when I am wiser.)




    Shayde - SWG (dead)
    Proud member of the Cabal.
    image

    imageimage
    It sounds great, so great in fact, I pitty those who canceled :( - Some deluded SWG fanboi who pities me.
    I don't like it when you say things. - A Vanguard fan who does too.
    09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0

  • Wildcat84Wildcat84 Member Posts: 2,304
    Put on some Britney Spears.  That will get you into the mental mindset of the target market for NGE.

    Oh, and she does have a sort of SWG paralel, "Pre-CU" Britney was definately a lot hotter than Current Britney.




  • pirrgpirrg Member Posts: 1,443
    hm, odd, didnt you say you would never ever touch the NGE?

    oh well, +1 player and welcome back image



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    I am the flipside of the coin on which the troll and the fanboy are but one side.

  • SpathotanSpathotan Member Posts: 3,928
    Haha, another one rides the bus.


    "There's no star system Slave I can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the Galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now."
    — Boba Fett

  • ObraikObraik Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 7,261
    To turn off the over shoulder view, go to Options (default is O...you can remap everything to pre-nge options like I did if you like) and then Controls.  At the bottom of the list there untick "Offset Camera"

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  • JestorRodoJestorRodo Member UncommonPosts: 2,642
     Damn you, Do not turn to the Dork side of the Farce (SOE)

    Unaware of the Jestor?
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  • ShaydeShayde Member Posts: 4,529
    As I watch the download time tick away... and after I had to reset my
    modem (The computer is still rejecting it. Is it smarter than me? I'm
    sure it is, it has a gig of ram).



    The old loathing creeps in like THE BIG FEAR. I know it won't be the
    same game, and I know it won't be close. But playing CoH waiting for
    the frakking thing to give me the zombie of a game just fills me with
    dread. Playing a well-made game waiting for a shabby one to download.
    Is it wrong? Mick Jagger has nothing to add.



    Then waiting for asshole comments from trolls.. I know they'll come
    even though I'm ignoring them. They'll think using the 21 free days is
    an admission of guilt.. a chink in the armor... a waivering in my
    resolve. That's just fools talking... I'm not giving them one thin
    dime. I'm here to prove them wrong.



    Those morons who made this mess believe that they can make the game
    playable. Bring it bitches.. I'm waiting. Like Tony Montana with a head
    full of coke and a big-assed gun.. "You wanna play? OK, Let's Play! Say
    Ello to my Leetle Frien!"




    Shayde - SWG (dead)
    Proud member of the Cabal.
    image

    imageimage
    It sounds great, so great in fact, I pitty those who canceled :( - Some deluded SWG fanboi who pities me.
    I don't like it when you say things. - A Vanguard fan who does too.
    09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0

  • njdevi66njdevi66 Member UncommonPosts: 216
    This is truly a sad day, the force will forever have a scar after  shayde cut it by going back to this pathetic game they call SWG, its not the SWG we all have grown to love.


    You must purify yourself of your dark sins shadye if you are to return to the light = common sence... your making a mistake like all the other weak refugee's



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  • BissrokBissrok Member Posts: 1,002
    It's the trial, who cares if he plays it? He's not giving them any money and he's going to get bored of it ten minutes in.


  • themaineventthemainevent Member Posts: 103
    is the free trial still just in the spaceship or whatever?


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  • UbermanUberman Member Posts: 340

    I envision a "One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest" scenario.  He'll go in there and raise hell, but he'll come back with a scar across his forehead and a thousand-yard stare.  image



  • DelzoDelzo Member UncommonPosts: 143

    Originally posted by Bissrok
    It's the trial, who cares if he plays it? He's not giving them any money and he's going to get bored of it ten minutes in.

    I give it until he sees the first particle effects, which did not exist in Star Wars, nor are they Star Warsy. Well, except for the flames and sparks flying off the Stormtroopers armor after a laser hit. But that's not the type we're talking about here.

    In NGE, we've got wild particles flying around after a heal. You know, just like when the Medical Droid was fixing Luke up on the Medical Frigate at the end of Empire Strikes Back, and all those blue lights started flying around? What? You don't remember those? Oh, that's right, me neither.
  • Wildcat84Wildcat84 Member Posts: 2,304

    Originally posted by Delzo
    Originally posted by Bissrok
    It's the trial, who cares if he plays it? He's not giving them any money and he's going to get bored of it ten minutes in.
    I give it until he sees the first particle effects, which did not exist in Star Wars, nor are they Star Warsy. Well, except for the flames and sparks flying off the Stormtroopers armor after a laser hit. But that's not the type we're talking about here.

    In NGE, we've got wild particles flying around after a heal. You know, just like when the Medical Droid was fixing Luke up on the Medical Frigate at the end of Empire Strikes Back, and all those blue lights started flying around? What? You don't remember those? Oh, that's right, me neither.


    Don't forget the annoying medic stink cloud tornado effects.

    Thought the CU particle effects were bad?  NGE is 1000x worse.  About all they didn't do was bring back the "I mounted my swoop!" blinding flash.



  • ObeeObee Member Posts: 1,550

    Originally posted by Wildcat84
    Originally posted by Delzo
    Originally posted by Bissrok
    It's the trial, who cares if he plays it? He's not giving them any money and he's going to get bored of it ten minutes in.
    I give it until he sees the first particle effects, which did not exist in Star Wars, nor are they Star Warsy. Well, except for the flames and sparks flying off the Stormtroopers armor after a laser hit. But that's not the type we're talking about here.

    In NGE, we've got wild particles flying around after a heal. You know, just like when the Medical Droid was fixing Luke up on the Medical Frigate at the end of Empire Strikes Back, and all those blue lights started flying around? What? You don't remember those? Oh, that's right, me neither.


    Don't forget the annoying medic stink cloud tornado effects.

    Thought the CU particle effects were bad?  NGE is 1000x worse.  About all they didn't do was bring back the "I mounted my swoop!" blinding flash.



    Oh come on!  The films were full of particle effects!

    Oh wait...





  • BissrokBissrok Member Posts: 1,002
    There was that scene in ANH where Vader's pwning Obi-Wan, and the floor turns into a neon grid. Remember? Then the strobe lights kick in, and fog starts pouring out as Obi-Wan starts spamming heals. Vader force runs off, to give his specials time to get ready, then flies back and snares Obi. You know the rest. Obi's heals don't fire, Vader fires some neon bubbles into the air, and Obi's out 5k for cloning sickness. Sad shit. You can really feel his anger when he screams out, "OMG LUKE WFT!!!! WHRE WERE U!!!! WTF!!!!! HES GOT ELDER BUFF U NUB!! I TOLD U 2 HELP ME!!1 YOU FUKING NUB!!!"


  • the'doc'the'doc' Member Posts: 25
    guess we'll have to wait till tommorrow to see how this turns out
  • auntisocialauntisocial Member Posts: 120



    Originally posted by pirrg
    hm, odd, didnt you say you would never ever touch the NGE?

    oh well, +1 player and welcome back image



    /reported for trolling.

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  • Wildcat84Wildcat84 Member Posts: 2,304

    Originally posted by auntisocial
    Originally posted by pirrg
    hm, odd, didnt you say you would never ever touch the NGE?

    oh well, +1 player and welcome back image
    /reported for trolling.




    We are going to have to start getting tougher here at reporting them when they troll.  Piirg has a whole forum to himself (almost literally) where anti-NGE posters can be smacked down for trolling.

    If the mods are fair, the same should happen to pro-NGE posters here.

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