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If you seen Smedly in RL?

SlickinfinitSlickinfinit Member UncommonPosts: 1,094

What would ya do? I would probably try to provoke him and see if he could get mad enough to fight and then try to incap the sob. 

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  • BrentmeisterBrentmeister Member Posts: 79

    Point at him and give him the "Nelson" laugh....

    HAAAA-HAAAA!

    or something similarly non-threatening but humiliating.

    There's free love on the Freelove Freeway.

  • KenshuAniKenshuAni Member CommonPosts: 851
    I'd shake his hand and say something like, "thank you for helping me save hundreds of dollars that I would have spent on your games."
  • MaxziusMaxzius Member UncommonPosts: 248
    I'd ask him how in the hell did he convince ~80,000 people to pay him $15 / month to beta-test his new game for him.

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  • DistopiaDistopia Member EpicPosts: 21,182
    Keep walking, that guy looks like a serial killer .I always picture him with a dirty sanchez , Just seems to fit .  

    For every minute you are angry , you lose 60 seconds of happiness."-Emerson


  • ReachwindReachwind Member Posts: 275

    I'd go over to him and act like a fan and ask if we could take a few pictures together so people would know I really met him. Then, I'd go home and photoshop other people over my spot in the images... Imagine Smed smiling and shaking hands with Hitler, Stalin, the gimp from Pulp Fiction... Oh yes, it would be worth its weight in comedy gold.

    Former SWG beta tester and player

  • KenshuAniKenshuAni Member CommonPosts: 851


    Originally posted by Maxzius
    I'd ask him how in the hell did he convince ~80,000 people to pay him $15 / month to beta-test his new game for him.

    Actually, that is easy to answer.  The first two letters of SWG stand for Star Wars.
  • Wildcat84Wildcat84 Member Posts: 2,304
    I'd have to repress the urge to sucker punch him.

    And I'm only 5'2".



  • AntariousAntarious Member UncommonPosts: 2,804

    I really don't have enough feeling towards smedley to want to do anything to him if I saw him.   SOE isn't the only company that screwed up games I liked...

    I played Earth and Beyond.. till EA shut it down.

    I mean I fell for pre-ordering Horizons when it was coming out...

    The only difference here is that SOE actually had games I liked until they changed various things.  Oh well...

    What I would like is to have the ability to ask smedley a few questions that he had to answer.  Could not behind any nda.. contract etc..

    I have questions about CU and NGE...

    I want to know why they won't go back.. whey they are willing to lose money by not going back etc etc

    I'll play a good game regardless of who makes it at this point.. because no company has kept me happy.  I just really would like developers and corporation to realize that WE really do know more about what we want than they do... us being happy = profit.

  • SODAofBRIASODAofBRIA Member Posts: 351

    I'd ask him to Supersize it!

    Oh wait...that's future Smed.
    (note to self: stop discussing time machine)

    Love, Sodapop

  • majochmajoch Member Posts: 599
    Find a curb and wipe him off the bottom of my shoes. 
  • KzinKillerKzinKiller Member Posts: 625
    "When they fire you, can I have your stuff?"

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  • suskesuske Member Posts: 714
    i'd smack him with a plastic lightsaber........no.........i forgot he likes that kind of thing 
  • JestorRodoJestorRodo Member UncommonPosts: 2,642

     What would I do to a soe called man who alllows his company to be run in a such a slipshod manner?

     I would have to get advice from the CIA terrorist torture specialists.

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  • ShadrakShadrak Member Posts: 375

    i would shake his hand and tell him I appreciate the years of dedicated service he has given to gamers.

    Then, Id ask him how old he was and if he wanted to be my girlfriend....

  • suskesuske Member Posts: 714
    how about walking up to him, throw down a dented metal case, and say"heres you dented metal case, gimme my 500 creds, you gimp!!"
  • jrscottjrscott Member Posts: 1,252


    Originally posted by suske
    i'd smack him with a plastic lightsaber........no.........i forgot he likes that kind of thing 

    I heard it was made of leather.

    I realize I said I quit. I never said it was forever :)

  • Harry-SackHarry-Sack Member Posts: 135

    I would fling poo at him.

    John Smedley beat up my grandmother.

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  • bigfootsbigfoots Member Posts: 198

    I would have to quickly cross over to the other side of the road for fear of being imprisoned for the more desirable course of action!

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  • Wildcat84Wildcat84 Member Posts: 2,304


    Originally posted by bigfoots

    I would have to quickly cross over to the other side of the road for fear of being imprisoned for the more desirable course of action!


    Yeah, I am most definitely a passive person.  But I tell you, only God could possibly give me the discipline to be civil to him if I actually met him.  I'd want to scream obscenities.

  • suskesuske Member Posts: 714


    Originally posted by Harry-Sack

    I would fling poo at him.


    jump up and down, hooting like a monkey, THEN fling poo!
  • Wildcat84Wildcat84 Member Posts: 2,304


    Originally posted by suske

    Originally posted by Harry-Sack

    I would fling poo at him.

    jump up and down, hooting like a monkey, THEN fling poo!




    I'd say he'd be used to that, they have quite a few trained monkeys in the SOE cube farm in the SWG dev department.

  • suskesuske Member Posts: 714


    Originally posted by Wildcat84

    Originally posted by suske

    Originally posted by Harry-Sack

    I would fling poo at him.

    jump up and down, hooting like a monkey, THEN fling poo!



    I'd say he'd be used to that, they have quite a few trained monkeys in the SOE cube farm in the SWG dev department.



    LOL heheheh
  • MrArchyMrArchy Member Posts: 643

    I would fart in his general direction and tell him his mother smelled of elderberries.

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  • suskesuske Member Posts: 714
    actually, i hear $med is going with lemurs now. they aren't smart enough to figure out thier job sucks. 
  • Wildcat84Wildcat84 Member Posts: 2,304


    Originally posted by MrArchy

    I would fart in his general direction and tell him his mother smelled of elderberries.


    And his father was a hamster and he should leave before we taunt him a second time.

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