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Jesus Christ and his 12 homies.
Age_Of_Conan
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PROOF THAT JESUS WAS...
...Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
...Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.
...Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother did not know who his father was.
...Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
...Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
...Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
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Reminds me of a book I recently read.
Lamb (The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal)
by
Christopher Moore
It's better be hated for who you are, than loved for who you aren't.
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What's a tech-9?
The modern MMORPG is simply not worthy, of the acronym RPG. The straight grind and lack of atmosphere leave me with no choice. From this day forth, World of Warcraft, Everquest 2, and all the games like them shall be referred to as PIGCRAP. People In Guilds Constantly Raiding And Power-leveling
What's a tech-9?
Minus the orange. It's a gun that goes "Rat a tat tat" really fast.
What's a tech-9?
Minus the orange. It's a gun that goes "Rat a tat tat" really fast.
or it's this rapper
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Oh, like a Tec-9. That must be a new model.
The modern MMORPG is simply not worthy, of the acronym RPG. The straight grind and lack of atmosphere leave me with no choice. From this day forth, World of Warcraft, Everquest 2, and all the games like them shall be referred to as PIGCRAP. People In Guilds Constantly Raiding And Power-leveling
jesus was irish........
thats the truth simple because that means im not going to hell.........
greatest news ive heard all year.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
Tec-9, whatever the hell it's called. I'm not a gangsta or homie, so I don't own 4 of these... sorry.
It's soooo pretty.
Tec-9, whatever the hell it's called. I'm not a gangsta or homie, so I don't own 4 of these... sorry.
It's soooo pretty.
ive never shot one but ive shot other fully automatic weapons, and some tight ass barrettas that did nice bursts.
and im telling you that gun has the practicallity of boobs on a man.
its what either 9 mil or 7.62 either way with that small of a body the recoil will be retarded, and its just a waste of money......
jesus would have a smith and wesson, glock, barretta, colt, etc. some good gun with practicality.
if your gonna go full auto their are versions of the MP5 for that price that can be quite easily concealed..........
that gun is just retarded.
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"Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell, calls the faithful to their knees. To hear the softly spoken magic spell" Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
This is Jesus we're talking about. He's not going to be walking around with a shotgun under his robe. He has to have some crazy firepower and has to be small enough to keep hidden.
Maybe a Colt Automatic Rifle would suit him well.
Also known as a CAR.
Pfft, Jesus would carry this:
Ever seen one of these shoulder launched? I bet not, but Jesus could do it if anyone could.
However, I doubt Jesus would carry any sort of weapon.
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
I'm going to watch and touch myself.
I CREATED MYSELF!
"<Claus|Dev> i r pk"
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"Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell, calls the faithful to their knees. To hear the softly spoken magic spell" Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon