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Coming Up This Year In The World Of Online Gaming!

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Coming Up This Year In The World Of Online Gaming!


AAA games launch that are so much like finished products that gamers who bought them during pre-order pass out.

No gaming journalist will feel the need to try to redefine what MMORPGs, MMO’s or AlMMOst games are based on what they are playing these days.

After universities started degrees in esports last year, we finally see a Battle Royal degree coming this fall. Protests have already begun from streamers who will now need to get a degree before earning untold millions for just playing a game.

An Indie MMORPG actually launches and is more polished than your mum used to do your school shoes.

People who have been described as “mobile gamers” finally realise they are not looking at enough cat videos; mobile gaming takes a nose dive.

After a class action lawsuit led by Tiny Tim, Father Christmas has ruled that loot boxes are in violation of the laws of Goodwill to all Geeks, you should get the present you asked for not a part of or a chance of a present. Not wanting to be put on the naughty list gaming company directors have began removing loot boxes from games.

When a genre realises there are far too many of the same kind of game what can they do? Survival games will be pitied against one another so that players only have to play the last one standing. There can only be one!

Just getting word in from our outside gaming correspondent about 2019, apparently the Hype Train has just left The Last Chance Gaming Saloon, time to get on board before the last pre-order sells out!

 

In Gaming We Trust,

Scott

1st April 2019

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