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Star Citizen stole my face

Little-BootLittle-Boot Member UncommonPosts: 158
Please do not read on if you find this discussion uncomfortable. 

I have never played or funded Star Citizen, but I knew from early reports that they were evil. I since found out that Donald Trump had attacked it with money. 

Then I noticed the problem; there was a foot stuck in the door, whose foot was it? Elton John. I asked him "why are you here?" 

I was interrupted by Donald Trump. He ran over, his ginger toupe flapping in the wind, "get out of here Elton" he said, "your sort belong in camps". I was angry. "who the hell do you think you are?" I asked. "I am a whiny little cunt with nothing useful to bring to human society," said Trump with uncharacteristic honesty. We went home. 


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