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Today, I shall spam this thread!
The possibility of the universe collapsing into a singularity is higher than the birth of a perfect MMORPG.
ONLY SPAM IS WORTHY OF MY GLORIOUS THREAD!!!!
Today, this glorious thread shall receive the prestigious title of SPAM!!!!
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to SPAM
He wants to SPAM
He loves to SPAM
He's got to SPAM
But my baby just loves to SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today is the outrageously glorious day this magnificent thread shall be kingly proclaimed as SPAM!!!!!
Once upon a time, there lived a handsome prince and a beautiful princess.
One day, the prince and the princess SPAM all day.
And they lived happily ever after.
Old McDonald had a page, E-I-E-I-O
And on his page he had a thread, E-I-E-I-O
It SPAM SPAM here
and SPAM SPAM there
Here SPAM there SPAM
Old McDonald had a page, E-I-E-I-O...........
You are in a dark, empty room. There is a door behind you.
> Observe room
It is very dark, but you can see a faint outline of a solid material at one corner.
You have 1 toilet roll in your inventory. What do you want to use?
> Use torchlight
You do not have such an item.
You can only hear a eerie howling emitting from one corner.
> Observe corner
There seems to be a solid material at one corner, beckoning you towards it...
> Observe material
You can see a faint outline of that material, which appears to be square shaped.
> Move to material
You carefully move towards the material. The eerie howling is getting stronger and stronger. Your scared meter has increased by 10, to 50. You stop halfway in your tracks.
> Yell at howling
You yell, but there is no response, only your own echo... Your scared meter has increased by 10, to 60.
> Run towards door
You start to panic and try to run towards the door, but you cannot see the door! You seems to be stuck on the same spot... Your scared meter has increased by 20, to 70.
You inch yourself towards the material... and the squarish material starts to vibrate. Your scared meter has increased by 10, to 80.
WARNING! REACHING 100 IN SCARED METER IS A GAME OVER!
You try to calm down, but it is ineffective!
> Touch the material
The material looks like a box, and it is whispering to your ears, "Open this box... open it..."
>Cover your ears
You try to cover your ears, but the whispering is getting louder... "Open this box... open it..." Your scared meter has increased by 10, to 90.
>Open the box
You slowly open the box... and then...
Your scared meter has increased by 30, to 120. You peed in your pants while you hear your family members laughing at you behind the door.
Play again? (Yes / No)
You got SPAM for infinite points of damage!
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Today is a perfect day to start the morning with a SPAM!!!
Is it just me or is the SPAM!!! in this thread too awesome!!!
Just SPAM, it's gonna be okay
Just, Just, Just, Just
Originally posted by zwei2 May the SPAM!!! be with you.
Just Try !!
Don't Play with me coz I know I can play better than you!