Distaster Area (EU - Exile - PvE) A guild for the over 30's

Eldelas

Hi we are a guild for the over 30s, the sort of people who remember Pong and MUDs, who have to fit their gaming around interruptions from the kids and the need to make another G&T. 

Although we will be starting off predominantly on the Exile side we will have Dom chars.   We will be doing all the dungeons, smaller raids and some PVP not just creating insane houses... although there will be lots of that too....

If that sounds like your cup of tea then come visit us at     http://disasterarea.enjin.com/home

Eldelas

Disaster Area was a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones and was generally regarded as not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but also as being the loudest noise of any kind at all. Regular concert goers judged that the best sound balance was usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles away from the stage, whilst the musicians themselves played their instruments by remote control from within a heavily insulated spaceship which stayed in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet.

Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the familiar theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.

Many worlds have now banned their act altogether, sometimes for artistic reasons, but most commonly because the band's public address system contravenes local strategic arms limitations treaties.

This has not, however, stopped their earnings from pushing back the boundaries of hypermathematics, and their chief research accountant has recently been appointed Professor of Neomathematics at the University of Maximegalon, in recognition of both his General and his Special Theories of Disaster Area Tax Returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent.

Disaster Area are fronted by Hotblack Desiato.

Eldelas

A warm welcome to all our new members.

 

Recruitment remains open ahead of this weekends Beta, through to launch and beyond .....

amtias

Sounds nice, too bad you guys are planning on playing on a PvE server.

Eldelas

Ready for another beta weekend?

Come join us on Nexus server tomorrow.

 

http://disasterarea.enjin.com/

 

Eldelas

Open Beta is with us, and we have a new home.

 

Come find us on Ascendancy (EU)

tyranade

I've just joined. It feels like I found my home in Wildstar!

Eldelas

Disaster Area are pleased to announce we will be playing on EKO server.

We now have 100+ members, come join us!