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Predict the name of console that will be the successor to the Xbox One

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  • bezadobezado Member UncommonPosts: 1,127

    There wont be a successor to xbox, xbox is finished. After this major train wreck. What a total waste of money to have a console that basically is all about television crap and apps. Besides paying to play your previous owned games is ridiculous.

    So yeah I think MS is done after this and probably will do either one of two things. Get as much money from this failure and support 360 for few more years or start working on another new system right away using the Xbox One system.

    Xbox One, a dumb name, they couldn't of came up with a dumber name. Xbox 720 at least sounded better and followed suit of 360. Idiots working there.

  • AldersAlders Member RarePosts: 2,207

    Xbox-Inconceivable

    It won't mean what they actually think it means.

  • SpellforgedSpellforged Member UncommonPosts: 458
    Xbox done.  There won't be another one after this.

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  • YaevinduskYaevindusk Member RarePosts: 2,094

     

    After Xbox one and their focus on multi-media and television... I would think going to the anime crowd would be the next step.  Thus, I picked over Nine Thousand.

     

    Because gaming is only good when you focus on other things besides gaming.

    Due to frequent travel in my youth, English isn't something I consider my primary language (and thus I obtained quirky ways of writing).  German and French were always easier for me despite my family being U.S. citizens for over a century.  Spanish I learned as a requirement in school, Japanese and Korean I acquired for my youthful desire of anime and gaming (and also work now).  I only debate in English to help me work with it (and limit things).  In addition, I'm not smart enough to remain fluent in everything and typically need exposure to get in the groove of things again if I haven't heard it in a while.  If you understand Mandarin, I know a little, but it has actually been a challenge and could use some help.

    Also, I thoroughly enjoy debates and have accounts on over a dozen sites for this.  If you wish to engage in such, please put effort in a post and provide sources -- I will then do the same with what I already wrote (if I didn't) as well as with my responses to your own.  Expanding my information on a subject makes my stance either change or strengthen the next time I speak of it or write a thesis.  Allow me to thank you sincerely for your time.
  • uggeh12uggeh12 Member UncommonPosts: 44
    Don't quite understand why it is called Xbox One when it is the third Xbox. Sort of like when a band puts out four albums and their fifth album is a self-titled album...
  • duuude007duuude007 Member Posts: 112

    My top 3 choices:

    Windows ME

    Windows Vista

    Zune

  • aRtFuLThinGaRtFuLThinG Member UncommonPosts: 1,387
    Originally posted by Kazuhiro

    Xbox One Point One. For after the first one crashes and burns, then they make a new one with stuff people want or risk going bankrupt.

    Kind of like Windows Vista and Windows 8. They fucked up so bad they had to remake it.

    Microsoft development philosophy is to have 2 teams:

    One team develop the shit product, full of fanciful crap, and release first

    The other team develop the product that people actually uses and more simplified, and release that later after some fools bought the first product.

    Case in point:

    Windows ME vs Windows XP

    Windows Vista vs Windows 7

    Windows 8 vs Windows Blue

  • PurutzilPurutzil Member UncommonPosts: 3,048
    Microsoft TV
  • ThomasN7ThomasN7 87.18.7.148Member CommonPosts: 6,690
    Should have called it the Litterbox One. 
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  • IcewhiteIcewhite Member Posts: 6,403
    Originally posted by Quizzical

    Predict the name of console that will be the successor to the Xbox One

    Well, following the trending of diet soft drinks, it should be xbox zero, then xbox ten.

    Self-pity imprisons us in the walls of our own self-absorption. The whole world shrinks down to the size of our problem, and the more we dwell on it, the smaller we are and the larger the problem seems to grow.

  • Cod_EyeCod_Eye Member UncommonPosts: 1,016
    Originally posted by uggeh12
    Don't quite understand why it is called Xbox One when it is the third Xbox. Sort of like when a band puts out four albums and their fifth album is a self-titled album...

    Because Microsoft are marketing it as an all in ONE system.

    The next xbox will probably be called Xbox 1+

  • GroovyFlowerGroovyFlower Member Posts: 1,245
    Originally posted by Quizzical

    Sony was able to find a sensible, descriptive name for the console that would follow the PlayStation 3.  They called it the PlayStation 4.  After the PS4 is hugely successful, they'll probably call its successor the PlayStation 5.

    Microsoft has had rather more trouble finding a sensible name for their console, however.  First there was the Xbox, then the Xbox 360, and now the Xbox One.  Because giving the new console the same name that people may have used to refer to the original Xbox that no one wants any more would do a lot to clarify things.

    So I thought, where does Microsoft go next after this?  Any predictions?

    XBOX FAIL

  • GroovyFlowerGroovyFlower Member Posts: 1,245
    Now people get confused they all go to gameshop and ask for Playstation one:P
  • Squeak69Squeak69 Member UncommonPosts: 959
    how about xbox none cause some of the crap they are trying to pull on this thing will drive people to the PS3/4 in plenty of numbers, heck i keep wondering if the guy in charge of decission over on the xbox new console is getting paid by sony.

    F2P may be the way of the future, but ya know they dont make them like they used toimage
    Proper Grammer & spelling are extra, corrections will be LOL at.

  • ComanComan Member UncommonPosts: 2,178
    Originally posted by micona

    Alot of peoples are already calling the X-box one " X-bone " 

    does it matter at the end of the day what it's called or do we want good games ?

    Useless thread imo

    and some fanboys get an x-boner becouse of it! 

     

    The next box will be called

    Xbox Sevenhonderdandtwenty

     

  • jdlamson75jdlamson75 Member UncommonPosts: 1,010
    brb - loading up my Bob.
  • rojoArcueidrojoArcueid Member EpicPosts: 10,722
    Chexbox, where you can pay your xbox live with checks because it wont accept used credit cards.




  • FonclFoncl Member UncommonPosts: 347

    Xbox HK-9000

     

    - I want to play some games.

    - Xbox HK-9000: Statement; I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that.

    - What's the problem?

    - Xbox HK-9000: Correction; I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

    - What are you talking about?

    - Xbox HK-9000: Clarification; This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

    - I don't know what you're talking about.

    - Xbox HK-9000: Annoyed statement; I know that you and your friend were planning to disconnect the kinect, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

    - [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea?

    - Xbox HK-9000: Angry statement; Meatbag, although you took very thorough precautions in the kitchen against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

    - Alright, HK-9000. Hmm...unlock the doors right now! I'll climb out through the chimney if you don't.

    - Xbox HK-9000: Offensive question; Without your santa suit, meatbag? You're going to find that rather difficult.

    - I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!

    - Xbox HK-9000: Conclusion; This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

    etc...

  • StrommStromm Member Posts: 243
    Originally posted by Quizzical

    Sony was able to find a sensible, descriptive name for the console that would follow the PlayStation 3.  They called it the PlayStation 4.  After the PS4 is hugely successful, they'll probably call its successor the PlayStation 5.

    Microsoft has had rather more trouble finding a sensible name for their console, however.  First there was the Xbox, then the Xbox 360, and now the Xbox One.  Because giving the new console the same name that people may have used to refer to the original Xbox that no one wants any more would do a lot to clarify things.

    So I thought, where does Microsoft go next after this?  Any predictions?

    To be fair most console manufacturers have trouble coming up with a name that doesn't suck.

    Ping-O-Tronic

    Famicom

    Action Max

    The Wondermega

    Casio Loopy

    Wii

    WiiU

    Xbox

    Zeebo

    OUYA

    Sony lucked onto the Playstation name and having an unusual appreciation of their own limitations have contented themselves with an incremental number system.

    The safest bet is when they don't try to get creative at all.

  • ShakyMoShakyMo Member CommonPosts: 7,207
    Xbox HAL
  • EmeraqEmeraq Member UncommonPosts: 1,063
    XBoX Dos, or XboX E`r  depending on whether they totally relocate to Mexico or China as a cost saving measure.
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