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According to EA, during exit polls 40% of the leaving playerbase stated that they prefer Hamburgers over Hot Dogs. EA's CEO Dumbshit Mcgee states that this is a clear indication that Hot Dogs are going the way of the dodo. "Our players made it very clear to us that had we given them Hamburgers instead of Hot Dogs, that they would have been happier with our product. When questioned by stupidgamesite.com's editors as to whether the fact that their hot dogs were made with horse meat instead of beef or pork, had anything to do with the success of their product, Mr Mcgee again reiterated that, "clearly our customers were unhappy with not getting hamburgers, and the crappy product we in fact delivered clearly had nothing to do with their dissatisfaction."
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."
- Friedrich Nietzsche