Incident at Loch Ness

rathma

I followed this movie about a year ago before they even said It would be out on video. But when I saw it at my local blockbuster I was amazed. I had talked to one of the producers a long time ago about the movie but then never heard from him really. The last E-mail I got was months ago saying they might have a deal with Fox to produce it. Instantly I rented it when I saw it today.

For those who don't know, this is a mockumentary about the Loch-Ness monster. But that's not all, there is another documentary which is fliming THAT documentary. It really plays with your mind about what is real and what is staged throughout the whole movie. Some parts were really funny, because generally the movie is here to entertain, not take seriously. It's hard to get into detail with this movie without giving away what happens in it, i'll just say it's really funny if you're into the humor. The jokes for the most part don't "jump" right out at you, it's a different type of humor.

First off, you have a very serious experienced film maker "Werner Herzog" who is shooting the first documentary. And now "Zak Penn" who is also working on the movie as well. This guy is very very stupid, and it plays great when you see Werner and Zak clash with each other. Not to mention the rest of the "expedition" team is a funny bunch of characters as well. Mainly the cryptozoologist.

Long story short, this is worth a rental.

7/10

legatoo

i dont believe in monsters

tmp_assassin

i dont belive in aliensor any of that crap. because we are the only planet in our galaxy that has every thing perfect and livable if u get what i mean.

FilipinoFury

I personlly never really belived in Lochness or aliens. I mean it really doesnt add up. They can travel 500,000,000,000 miles in a matter of minutes doging black holes ateroids and other planets for that matter but those New mexico Telephone wires are a real bitch.

nmlssone

its all stupid

Unknown

Related Loch Ness item:

http://www.mbowden.surf3.net/plsfin13.htm

http://www.s8int.com/dino1.html

 

 

Originally posted by tmp_assassin

i watched a thing on tv called the bible code. a bloke published a book, which proves that there are messages in the bible that predicts the future. wierd. he found one about that the end of the world is 2006.
it says there will be a nuclear holocaust. frightning lol.

  *sigh*

 Before first - there is a verse in the Bible that specifically states the Earth will never be destroyed, that it will last to time indefinate. So if you are super-religious, there is the proof you need to calm yourself, and stop being scared.

 First - They enjoy instilling fear in the masses. Who are "they"? They are the ruling elite. The Earth will never, ever, never, be destroyed. Not in the year 2006, and not in the future.

 Second - Now, will life for the critters known as humans ever change? Yes. But not in the year 2006. In fact, nothing life changing will happen in 2006. The year 2012 is a key year, for many reasons. Many different sources point to 2012 as a watershed year. Life on Earth will definatly change. 3 new planets have suddently appeared in our solar system. The 2 moons (*cough* spaceships) around Mars suddently appeared in the late 1800's, and have suddently dissappered in late 2003. One of the 3 new planets that have appered in our solar system (NY Times, March 16, 2004, front page, bottom right side) is moving towards our planet and due to arrive in the year 2012.

 Ancient humans/Earthers called it Nibiru. Modern scientists who "discovered" it have (re-)named it Sedna.

 

 Third - You posted in your title "scary stuff". There is nothing to be scared of. You, me, everyone, cannot do anything about anything. Whatever is going to happen to the rest of the world, will happen. There are only 2 things you can do, and need to do right now:

  1. Whatever goals, dreams, aspirations, you have in your life, persue them NOW! Even if you fail, you will know you gave it your best try. And if you succeed, you will have a new load of happy memories.

  2. Get over your fear of death. "OMG I'm scared I'm going to die in the future!".  We all die. That is life. Once you get over your fear of death, then THEY will have no more power over you. "100 million people died from [insert new disaster here]. Be scared!" No one acts scared. "Why aren't you scared!". "Because we don't fear death!". "But, but!". "We're busy persuing our lives, dreams, aspirations, we're not worried about what we cannot change. We've let go of it. Leave us alone!". The ruling elite then start to panic.

i remeber when i was 9 i went to wales fro a getaway with my grandad and brother. we rented a 3 story house. nice and modern. there was a guest book where you put your comments about the house. i read one about a bloke who saw a ghost. i thought it was a load of dog bolouxe so i ignored it. that night i went to bed and kept hearing mugs rattling downstairs. it got louder and louder. i got my baseball bat and sneaked downstairs. i got to the bottom of the stairs and it stopped. i poked my head round the courner of the kitchen and saw nothing. i stayed awake that night sitting on the seate with my baseball bat and watched tv. it was a load of crap, it would be at 4 am. got told off in the morning lol. my grandad shouted at me. i got blamed for a smashed mug in the kitchen. that scared me. but i slept ok he rest of the night...

tmp_assassin

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Other beings do exist. The word "alien" has been dumbed down too much, that it can't be used anymore. So until a new serious word is invented, "other beings" will have to do. There are tons of proof of other beings existing. And just like how there is visible light, which is a very SMALL percentage of the total amount of light waves.... there is also the visible world (specifically the visible human world), which is a small percentage of the amount of life in the universe.

 In the room you are in right now, it looks like its empty. But if you could see everything, you would see THOUSANDS of light waves, MILLIONS of radio waves, magnetic waves, TV waves, and more. Same with life, if you could see everything, you would see there are many different densities (some scientists call it "dimensions"). Humans live in the 3rd density. There are hundreds, thousands, of densities. Some say infinate. What some call "ghosts" are simply life forms from the 4th, and even 5th density interacting with our 3rd density.

  The world wide ruling elite have on purpose made sure certain information is not available to the masses, or hard to find out. Any information that does get out, is made fun of, and ridiculed by the mass media that they own and run. I will later post a ton of links that point the way to other information worth investigating. This is only for anyone who is intrested in learning about new stuff. If there is anyone NOT intrested in learning about new stuff, then pass it over, do NOT click on the links I am about to post.

 

 + Technically God, Jesus, the Angels, the Son of Dawn, .....(He's the top Archangel who ruled over Earth for millions of years, before he turned bad and caused the war in Heaven happen, which led to Uranus getting knocked sideways, a planet destroyed causing our astroid belt, Mars and Earth losing their civilizations, and God having to start all over again with Adam and Eve... Ezekiel 28:13-19 ) ....are all other beings aka aliens, since they were not born on Earth. So for anyone who believes in religion, the Bible, or whatever religious book is the center of their religion.... then you believe in other life forms, other beings, other aliens:

http://www.eridu.co.uk/Author/human_origins/article.html

http://www.mbowden.surf3.net/ATPgen.htm

http://www.mbowden.surf3.net/ape.htm

 + For those who do not believe in the Bible, religion, etc... there is other abundant evidence of other beings out there:

Ancient flying machines

http://www.s8int.com/page2.html

The Baalbek Stones (which make the Great Pyramids look like tinker toys)

http://www.s8int.com/page3.html

2,000 year old computer, on par with computers in the 1980's

http://www.s8int.com/page5.html

http://www.math.sunysb.edu/~tony/whatsnew/column/antikytheraI-0400/kyth1.html

http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=1337165

 

The Piri Reis Map (Shows ariel view map of South America, and Antartica)

http://www.s8int.com/page5.html

Enigma

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Originally posted by bulldogg
I personlly never really belived in Lochness or aliens. I mean it really doesnt add up. They can travel 500,000,000,000 miles in a matter of minutes doging black holes ateroids and other planets for that matter but those New mexico Telephone wires are a real bitch.

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I can see a pre-historic creature still being around (depending on your belief of creation). Some Tortoises (sp) can live up to 400 years old. In the aftermath of the great tsunami that hit Sir Lanka last year, they found dozens and dozens of prehistoric type fish sprawn across the beaches as the waves churned up all forms of wild life from the deepest depths.

Similiarily, a creature the size of Loch Ness could exist....the hard part to believe is the fact of it's sheer size plus the size of the Lake in comparison of anyone hardly ever seeing it.

Aliens traveling here is a pretty easy concept. They could not travel the speed of light because it would still take too long (and so far, the theory states it is impossible to travel the speed of light much less faster than that)

However, physic scientists completley agree that wormholes are possible. Going from point A to B by folding Space (if you seen Event Horizon you know what I mean). So if Aliens (thousands or millions of years more advanced than us) exist they can easily locate and possibly manipulate the fabric of space.

Unknown

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Originally posted by bulldogg

They can travel 500,000,000,000 miles in a matter of minutes doging black holes ateroids and other planets for that matter but those New mexico Telephone wires are a real bitch.

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 It is extreemly easy to dodge a Black Hole.

 BTW, what ever made you think all aliens, or other beings, are 100% friendly towards each other? It looks like you are talking about the incident in America in which a spaceship hit a phone line (some say it was a tall building in the town) and crashed. Eyewitnesses said the spaceship was already on fire before it hit. That it was already on a wobbly, course, flying as if already injured, before it hit the line/building.

 Many researchers have commented that yes indeed, aliens fight each other, and shoot each other down. From the War in Heaven in the Bible, to the Foo Fighter spaceships the Allies saw in WWII, to depictions of spaceships in renassance artists' paintings, and more.

metalfoxus

Holy crap guys. Its a MOCKumentay not a DOCumentary! Not one of you has commented on this movie, you are all just spewing forth theories on strange phenomenons. As for the movie, I got to see it last year when i was working at a film festival for free. I'd give it a 7/10 too, it's good, but its kinda a one-time only movie, I think if i saw it twice it'd ruin the magic of it.

rathma

Yeah, just incase I didn't clarify enough it's a MOCKumentary (Thanks for backing me up there Metalfoxus ).

metalfoxus

Thanks... im pretty sexy.