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Situation: Bean dip on keyboard...

KedoremosKedoremos Member UncommonPosts: 432
in Off-Topic Discussion

So you're grinding away at your MOG dejour while munching on some wicked awesome corn chips and some of your mom's special seven layer bean dip. You're having a heated debate about the ins and outs of Newtonian Physics or the 2004 Boston Redsox, or the downsides of the swinger lifestyle or whatever and you get a little too animated and drop a dollup in between the I and the U keys. Since it's just not easy orating your life's story to complete strangers without your two favorite vowels, you decide this will not stand - you can NOT abide this beanery infraction.

You must do something. 

 

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Comments

  • twodayslatetwodayslate Member Posts: 724

    Pop the keys off and clean that mung out!  If she's an older model, you might get on a roll cleaning out all the built up board chow.

    Dismantling a keyboard can be a fun afternoon activity!  Not so much if it's a laptop..

  • pyrofreakpyrofreak Member UncommonPosts: 1,481

    Dishwasher.

    Now with 57.3% more flames!

  • outfctrloutfctrl Member UncommonPosts: 3,619

    Simple

    Buy a new keyboard.  It will never be the same no matter what you do.  End of Story

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  • ScalebaneScalebane Member UncommonPosts: 1,883

    just put it on the floor and let the dog lick it clean.  if no dog then ummm...one of your other options i guess.

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    "The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand."
    - Lewis Thomas

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