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If your PC could talk what would it say to you?

     Mine would most definnitly say, "You turn me on!" What would yours say?

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  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

    Mine would say "I'm tired of seeing you naked. Put some damn clothes on!"

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • EkibiogamiEkibiogami Member UncommonPosts: 2,154

    Your gana go Blind... and put some clothes on for god sake...

    If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude; greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
    —Samuel Adams

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    Mine would say, "Get a life, dude.  You spend way too much time in front of me."

  • NarugNarug Member UncommonPosts: 632

    "You're too old for this shit!"

    "You're only as young as you feel."

    AC2 Player

    Hawkeblade of Frostfell Circle of Iron (Before 1st Shutdown)

    Wilkul of Dawnsong Shadow of Death (Dawnsong only world shutdown Jan 31st :( )

    Refugee of Auberean

    Refugee of Dereth

  • AladyleynaAladyleyna Member Posts: 269

     "Stop installing games, you asfakdfa!"

    Yep, something like that.

    Main characters:
    Jinn Gone Quiet (Guild Wars)
    Princess Pudding (Guild Wars)

  • PraetorianiPraetoriani Member Posts: 1,147

     "Clean me. :-("

  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863

    "Stop swearing at me!"

    O_o o_O

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,357

    "All your base are belong to us."

  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144
    Originally posted by Dekron


    "All your base are belong to us."

    LIKE THIS?

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • BrianshoBriansho Member UncommonPosts: 3,586

    "you paid waaaay too much for me!"

    Don't be terrorized! You're more likely to die of a car accident, drowning, fire, or murder! More people die every year from prescription drugs than terrorism LOL!

  • JackcoltJackcolt Member UncommonPosts: 2,170

    "You know just how to handle me... which is good because you fucking use me all the time you god damn asshole!"

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  • TheHatterTheHatter Member Posts: 2,547

    Mine does talk to me?

     

    Every time I sit down at it, it screams "upgrade me! UPGRADE ME!"

    But, I just tell it that I they don't make upgrades for anything yet and that I'm getting it a SSD soon.

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    "Can we try a different porn site for a change?  I'm getting bored"

  • Man1acMan1ac Member Posts: 1,428

    "Thanks for taking good care of me"

    We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.

  • SgtFrogSgtFrog Member Posts: 5,001

    "stop abusing me :( ...it hurts when you overclock me"

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    March on! - Lets Invade Pekopon

  • ChealarChealar Member Posts: 268

    "Ain't I your best pal ever?"

    That reminds me of an Asimov short stories actually...

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  • adoniskevadoniskev Member Posts: 92

    Hilarious...keep them coming...lol

  • TheutusTheutus Member UncommonPosts: 636

    Play a game worthy of me.

  • hooptyhoopty Member UncommonPosts: 788

    Mine tells me do you want to play a game.........

    Some people rob you at gun point..Others will rob you at "Ball Point Pen"

  • uhjpaeuhjpae Member Posts: 165

    Mine would say "I'm tired, Give me a break!". ^^v

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  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613

    "MuHaHaHahaha, only X more days till the warrenty is up and I'm out of here bastard"

     

    Acer lab top.

    I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

  • ChealarChealar Member Posts: 268

    No talk, just a little "come-hither" blinking of the screen...

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  • NarugNarug Member UncommonPosts: 632

    "the more things change, the more they stay the same"

    (reflecting the ridiculous PC arms race or fit your own thoughts)

    AC2 Player

    Hawkeblade of Frostfell Circle of Iron (Before 1st Shutdown)

    Wilkul of Dawnsong Shadow of Death (Dawnsong only world shutdown Jan 31st :( )

    Refugee of Auberean

    Refugee of Dereth

  • shepx22shepx22 Member Posts: 133

    Mine would probably say to let me sleep. My computer is on almost all the time.

  • spyderbitespyderbite Member Posts: 28

    "Stop smoking at your desk! My cooling fans smell like a forest fire"

    "Dude.. playing PokerStars drunk with real money until 3am is not healthy!"

    "Seriously.. adding your high school girlfriend to Facebook is not 'reconnecting'. Its stalking"

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